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The rise of the Calypso Twins marks the destruction of Pandora, and quite possibly the whole galaxy. As much as everyone hates to admit it, the only person who can help them now is Handsome Jack.
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dave, having just broken up with his high school girlfriend, june, goes out to drink and to allegedly not hook up with anyone. however, that plan is immediately dashed when he sees karkat sitting alone at the bar.
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Your name is David Marie Lalonde, award-winning director of the SBaHJ mOivEi franchise, proud older brother to the most adorable and most precocious seven-year-old boy genius, and avid collector of dope dead shit, and you’re in the middle of checking yourself into an Express Heat Facility, or as you like to call them, glorified glory holes.
(Or: In which hotshot Hollywood director Dave Lalonde has a meet-cute in a glory hole.)
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The boys go on an expedition to a national park to explore nature. Incidentally, they also end up exploring each other’s bodies.
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D knows something is up, and tonight, he is going to find out what.
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A Sick-Ass Kong Vault Straight Through the Goddamned Parsley by godtiermeme
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 May 2022
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Karkat Vantas is your everyday work-from-home twenty-something. As a phone support agent, he makes money by placating entitled weirdos. It's a long, boring, and terrible job for someone with a history of anger issues, and it's about to be made even worse by some insufferable dumbass wannabe parkour stuntman crashing through his prized parsley. Because of course that happens. Of course the universe decides that it is National Shit on Karkat Day, as it is every other day of the year.
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