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i heard it was the sea he fell in love with by munchmuffins
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 May 2026
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The soft humming of a lullaby prevents him from pondering. Like the coming of a shark waiting to feast, the same voice reverberates under the water, soft and soothing like a music box, but deep and pulling like an anchor in the depths, as Phainon fights the urge to sleep. But what little can he hang on to when there is no point at all? A siren song works exactly like this: it relieves you of all conviction, and thus the listener turns into nothing more than an inebriated husk, only wishing to enact according to their innermost desires regardless of any consequence. Phainon slips in and out of that hazy state while he listens still, unable to muster any desire not to want to hear more—and, really, he would never want to.
phainon is the twin brother of the king who is sent away to die at sea. mydeimos is the siren who saved him, who sings to lure his victims and kisses them like death's final embrace. this is a story of what it means to love the sea in all of its beauty, and all of its terror.
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tell her those milk shakes were the best i've ever had by munchmuffins for oldoaktree
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Mar 2026
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Deliverer101: you're so pretty i wanna milk you dry and have you pregnant with my pups
Mydei smirks. She's seen that user around before. Out of curiosity, she would sometimes check out the accounts of her regulars to see what they're like. She doesn't post about herself often, but there are a couple selfies here and there that helped Mydei get an idea of what she looks like. Short white hair and blue eyes, muscular from working the field unlike hers that she shaped from careful diet and rigorous gym routine. She's cute in a homely way, which is a fresh sight from the hyper-elevated aesthetics that Mydei is used to seeing.
She taps on the comment with the intention to have it be the only one she wants to see, only to be met with 'This comment is no longer available'.
'i love you to the point of invention' but said invention is a milking sex machine and mydei is a cow hybrid valley girl who is in a love-hate relationship with the dog hybrid farmer who keeps deleting her favorite comments and she can't stop ruining her panties whenever phainon plays with her breasts.
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life's a game (you don't wanna play) by munchmuffins
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Mar 2026
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“Relax. I was just worried that I'm keeping you from coming home to your wife and kids, that's all.”
“O-Oh…” Neuvillette loosens the collar of his shirt. There's a faint pink dusting on his cheeks that's hard to miss. Wriothesley can't help but laugh.
“Maybe a secret lover, then? I must say, I would hate to tear you away from someone so dear.”
He feels heat rising in his chest, but there's no way he'll respond to it. Admitting his jealousy won't be productive at all. As much as Wriothesley hates the idea of Neuvillette seeing another man, it wouldn't do him any good to demand for more than what he's given. He isn't entitled to anything, so he has to be satisfied with what he gets. It's all that he can afford to have.
Neuvillette shakes his head. Wriothesley chooses not to comment when the other man casts his gaze down. “I don't have anyone like that.”
wriothesley had depended on himself long enough to know there's no such thing as a free lunch. he doesn't think it would be any different when an inspector comes to his casino to check, but he's about to receive the worst kind of surprise: meeting someone who cares about him.
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what you want (not what you need) by munchmuffins
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
26 Feb 2026
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"I am the new emperor of Castrum Kremnos, and I have all the glory of my empire as well as the wealth and adoration that come with it. What could you possibly bring that would please me more than to see you punished for your insolence?"
He hears Krateros pulling a spear behind him, the iron clanging like a call for terror. Either Phainon gives him a satisfying answer, or Krateros will run him through the ground and he won't see the light of day ever again.
Well, good thing Mydeimos is worth the trouble. "Then I'll be happy to announce that I, Phainon of Aedes Elysiae, has come to you tonight, Emperor Mydeimos of Castrum Kremnos, to witness you in person and ask for your hand in marriage."
after meeting the alpha emperor mydeimos of castrum kremnos during one of his nightwatches, beta sellsword phainon deceives the empire with a riddle that rewards him with the emperor as his newly-wedded wife. in order to secure their marriage and grant mydeimos's secret wish, phainon undergoes body modification that transforms him from a beta to an enigma in order to turn mydeimos into an omega so he can impregnate him with his pups.
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i told you i'd change even when i knew i never could by munchmuffins
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 Feb 2026
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There has only ever been one person to have ever called Mydei by his nickname outside himself. One. Even Mydei doesn't know who that is, but it definitely couldn't be him, right? Not this guy who can barely figure out how to introduce himself. Not this bug-eyed creep who seems to know more about Mydei than he lets on despite never meeting him before. The name ‘Phainon’ doesn't ring a bell whatsoever. If he knows so much about Mydei then it should.
Five years of his life, tucked away like some dirty secret. Five years Mydeimos spent in the dark with the strange relief that he never found anywhere else, that he continued to chase after but could never feel quite the same with anyone else. Under the dim lights of a hospital room, Mydeimos emerged with a new name, one granted to him by the voice who pulls him out of deep slumber and raised within him a single question: Who are you?
in which mydei is the runaway heir to the castrum kremnos mafia who is looking for his exiled exes and phainon is the jazz singer who drives him around and believes he's mydei's guardian angel... for some godforsaken reason.
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i might say something stupid by dangodangomilk
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Aug 2025
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Nevertheless, if anyone in Amphoreus ever did find themselves on the receiving end of Phainon’s actual wrath, and unless they shared Mydei’s gift of immortality, they probably wouldn’t live to see the next Entry Hour. Probably wouldn't want to either.
Honestly, Mydei wanted to test that theory.
Pushing Phainon's buttons becomes one of Mydei's favourite pastimes.
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17 Jun 2026
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"You really gonna make me grow older than my older brother?" Stack asks him.
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Smoke lets Stack go, but of course he doesn't go all that far.
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12 May 2025
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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04 May 2025
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[street race AU... or is it.] There are three tracks to Do Kyungsoo's life. Track A, trader at an investment bank. Track B, new recruit of a race crew called EXO. Track C... track C involves someone named Kai and a whole lot of bad decisions.
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30 Apr 2025
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Post-nut clarity is one helluva bitch
Based on brainrots in the rtrn discord. Named after a BMTH song that has nothing to do with this subject matter
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03 Mar 2025