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“I don’t think it should sound like that,” Jisung cut for the ninth time in the past hour they had been trying to work on this godforsaken song.
Hyunjin closed his eyes as he clicked his pen one more time in the past minute to stop himself from jabbing it into his best friend’s mouth. He felt the cold, wooden tables on his fingertips, trying to ground himself with a simple gesture.
He was better than this.
He had gotten too good at this that they had grown so far to become one of the closest people in the group. He was not going to fail now. “We have to start from somewhere,” Hyunjin pointed out, not with gritted teeth. Again, he was better than this.
Jisung grinned sheepishly. “That’s obviously out of tune, though.”
or hyunjin and jisung tried to make a song together. but if the two worst crashing outs of the decade had to happen to hwang hyunjin, then he’d be damned.
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“Do you worry that I would put you away?”
“You can’t. That’s why I’m here.”
There was a subtle scent of tuberose, almost reminiscence of the perfume that Hyunjin was so fond of, reeling him into another cycle.
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“What else is there to explain? You know how my husband is overseas, my daughter is in her last year of middle school and she likes spending time with her friends better than being at home, so somehow, he thought it’d be a great idea for me to go on dates.”
“That’s very progressive,” Jisung commented diplomatically.
“Is it?” Minho asked airily. “I think he’s a dumbass.”
or, the events leading up to lee minho and kim seungmin’s vow renewal as told by their best man and not-so-ex little boyfriend, han jisung.
or, lee minho’s live, laugh, love the saga.
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“He posted the song last night. Wow. I thought he would send it to you first,” Seungmin says, not bothering to hide his grave astonishment.
I thought so too.
“Clearly not." Changbin laughs it off in an attempt to make the air feel less like in a criminal court.
or, Hyunjin released a song without telling his roommate and Changbin speedruns the sexuality discovery journey with the help of the entire village.
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if i had to choose a rose (in this garden of romance) by muchpretentious
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
09 Sep 2018
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Everyone in the club or perhaps the whole university knows Kim Seokjin can use Jungkook to whip the ground and he will gladly lick the entire floor clean. Becoming a waiter for the anime club's annual cafe? Easy. Figuring what goes on the president's head? That's another matter.
(or AU where Jungkook is a disaster gay weeb and Seokjin is the not-evil-but-well anime club president.)
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intertwining branches: every kaveh has an alhaitham by telepathicflower
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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Each day, Kaveh is transferred to a different parallel reality, and in every single one of those, he and Alhaitham are together:
Waking up in Alhaitham’s arms felt more familiar on the third day. By the fourth, it was fully expected and, by the fifth, he found himself snuggling into those warm arms and sometimes smiling at the “Good morning, sweetheart,” before reminding himself of the situation and sitting down a very confused Alhaitham for a very confusing conversation. It’s not you he loves, he reminded himself, time and time again.
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you might be crazy, but you're mine by flightlessly
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Dec 2024
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r/AmItheAsshole • u/Blade_Craftsman813
[+5024] AITA for following a previous acquaintance to his apartment?r/relationship_advice • u/Cold_Dragon_Young
[+3348] My (29M) ex-best friend (31M) keeps loitering outside my apartment and I don’t know what to doReddit gets to work trying to armchair therapist the HCQ back together, get Dan Heng to divorce a man he's not even married to, and solve a missing persons case.
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- Part 2 of love in the modern age
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18 May 2026
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#HESMARRIED is currently trending by tonestorm
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
20 Mar 2026
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Amphoreus Magazine ✓ @amphoreus
Congratulations to @phainon for being our Most Eligible Bachelor five years in a row!
1k Replies • 9K Retweets • 147k LikesPhainon Khaslana ✓ @phainon
Thank you for your votes, everyone! Can’t express just how grateful I am for all your love but, unfortunately, I’m no longer deserving of this title. Haven’t been for a long time actually but I can finally say it because just last week I got married!
27k Replies • 76.1K Retweets • 2M Likesfamous actor Phainon Khaslana reveals that he's married. the internet does what the internet does - it freaks out.
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- Part 1 of phaidei social media au
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27 Mar 2026
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shane hollander boy kisser confirmed! by chuyasexual
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Feb 2026
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In 2021, Shane Hollander reveals his relationship with former rival Ilya Rozanov to the shock of chronically online people worldwide, who’ve spent the last decade convincing the world he’s secretly in love with his teammate Hayden Pike
feng (she/her) @flowerfeng · Apr 3, 2021
gotta feel bad for shane hollander. like imagine everyone wishing you were in a secret gay relationship. and you gotta spend your career swearing you’re not in a secret gay relationship. but you ARE in a secret gay relationship. just w the wrong guybooboo the fool @cinnacin · Apr 4, 2021
shane hollander w a hand on the bible: no im not in a decade-long secret relationship w fellow hockey player hayden pike
roger cromwell: ok say it again without the hayden pike part
shane hollander: sweats nervously(Or, imagine if #Shayden was the #LarryStylinson of the HR/GC universe)
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- Part 1 of boy kissing and other illicit activities
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20 Mar 2026
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Shouyou and Tobio move in together because of the start of the National Team season, they discuss a lot about their relationship and they have a lot of sex.
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17 Mar 2026