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Stan snorted. “Good luck keeping Ford from poking his head anywhere. This guy’s a mystery magnet.”
Ford chuckled. “Stanley’s right. I’ve accessed much more challenging places and dealt with much greater threats. We’ll be fine.”
**Author's Note: They were not, in fact, fine.**
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On their way to the Arctic in the Stan o' War, Ford and Stan dock at an Alaskan mining town for supplies. Before they know it, they're pulled into a hunt for a mysterious creature that's possessing and killing local oil field workers.
Basically an excuse to write lots of sibling banter, high-stakes cryptid hunts, and that sweet, sweet hurt/comfort.
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I Should Have Told You by moss_goblins
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Jul 2023
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"There was a puddle on Crowley’s impeccably clean floor. Aziraphale could tell instantly that the murky pool of liquid was the remains of a demon touched by holy water. But this- this was so much worse. Aziraphale felt sure that these particular remains were Crowley's."
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Canon divergence where Aziraphale visits Crowley’s apartment right after the phone call and finds a puddle of demon on the floor. Assumptions are made, truths are told, and many hugs are had. -
The Art of Convincing Your Necromancer to take a Bubble Bath by moss_goblins
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
19 Dec 2022
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Post-pool scene, Gideon thinks Harrow should take a bath. Harrow disagrees, but she's really only standing up through sheer willpower, so it might not actually be much of a fight. Hair washing ensures. Rated T for some nudity, nothing explicit.
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In Which The Archivist Learns The Importance of Setting Boundaries and Clear Communication by moss_goblins
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
13 Nov 2022
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Martin keeps hugging Jon. Jon really needs to tell Martin that he’s feeling touch-sensitive today, but doesn’t want to hurt his partner’s feelings.
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It Was Always You Who Would End Me Like This by moss_goblins
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
30 Jul 2022
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Nandor turns Guillermo, fucking finally.
Come for the lack of plot, stay for how in love these two are.
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Roxanne slips away from the mayor's birthday gala to search for a piece of evidence that will break the story of governmental corruption in Metro City wide open. Unbeknownst to Roxanne, however, Megamind is at the party, too. And the city's supervillain wants the same thing as the city's nosiest reporter...
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Megamind starts fixing things in Roxanne's apartment whenever he comes to kidnap her. This, Roxanne tells herself, is totally normal and not weird at all.
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Roxanne is harassed by a fellow reporter who doesn’t seem to understand the meaning of the word ‘no’. Megamind punches him. Roxanne would like Megamind to admit that this is not exactly standard supervillain behavior.
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[Podfic] Sam nie pojmuję, jak w twe zajdę progi by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Jul 2019
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Martins been acting odd since Jon came back. Well, odder than usual.
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[Podfic] Beholding the GDPR: How the Magnus Institute Updated Its Privacy Policy for the Twenty-First Century And Only Caused One Nervous Breakdown In The Process by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets) for litra
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Jan 2021
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I'm sure given your position you already know about the advent of the General Data Protection Regulation next year, wrote Peter Lukas, to Elias Bouchard. However, the Lukas family wishes to be crystal clear that our continued investment is contingent upon the Institute taking its responsibilities with regards to privacy and confidentiality seriously.
The Magnus Institute hires a Data Protection Officer. He sets about diligently booking in meetings, writing policy documents, and training all the staff in the importance of confidentiality. Now if only he could get hold of the Head Archivist, who seems to have vanished again...
(Jon is only trying to save the world, but apparently some people think he should still be doing his day job.)
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