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“You don’t understand… They’re dead. They’re all dead!”
“We know, we saw the battle–”
“No! My crew! It started with just two and then… then it… we all… we started killing each other. We all killed each other till there was nobody left!”+++
A ghostly kingdom, a vast treasure, a mystery war and something very wrong with Sanji and Zoro.
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“I have what now?” Sanji looked at Chopper like he'd just grown a third antler.
“A cold. You know, sneezing, coughing, feeling rough. You'll live.”
“That's ridiculous. I've never been sick in my life.”What happens when Sanji falls sick at the wrong time of year? Who will feed the crew? And why is Zoro so weird about it?
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It wasn’t like that. Not really. It’s not like they were making out or anything. It wasn’t sexual. They were satisfying the occasional curiosity. Healthy, boyish curiosity. That’s all it was. Just getting ready for the real thing, for when it happened, you know? It wasn’t complicated. And it was definitely not driving them both up the fucking wall.
Aka, guys, is it gay if I jerk off my crewmate?
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"Zoro... there's something... I need to tell you."
"Whatever it is, tell me tomorrow."A bloodied hand grabs Zoro's shirt, desperate and bruising, any strength left in that fist. There won't be a tomorrow.
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There are things Sanji would only say on his deathbed. And now he has to face the consequences.
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He disliked this, the anticipation. His body surged with latent energy, like a current, he would have thought, had he known what a current was. The big fight was hours away, the night a void between him and it and he knew he needed to sleep, but he couldn’t so much as sit down. He’d bathed. He’d had a drink. He was more tense than ever.
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It's the night before the battle at Mount Hiei and Sanosuke can't sleep. If only there was some way to relieve tension.
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A Green-Haired Man and a Yellow-Haired Man have no memories or names. What they do have is a new job, a small room to share, and an infinite number of nicknames to throw at each other until one sticks.
Bookmarked by mortemir
05 Jul 2026
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“I need a date.”
Sanji’s head bats back and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever song and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.
Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”
“What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”
“Okay,” Zoro says, “so, like, a fluffer—?”
“NO!”
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Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.
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Bookmarked by mortemir
14 Jun 2026
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It had been bad enough trapped on a boat with Zoro, body and face and voice sending Sanji's imagination racing, bitter-knowing he was straight as his swords and half as sharp. So Sanji had ignored the attraction - maybe allowed himself a greedy little peek now and then, but he’d never let it become a problem. He’d never let it become anything. He'd known that's how things were going to stay and he was fine with it, he had been dealing with it, this wasn't his fault.
It's not like he'd ever wanted Zoro to know.A canonverse getting-together fic with lots of porn, some plot, and plenty of feelings, following the progression of their relationship and the canon events that impact it. A couple of common zosan tropes get flipped, there's a smidge of angst for good measure, but with a very happy ending.
Finally updated post-Wano and WCI!
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Bookmarked by mortemir
19 Nov 2025
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Hooking up with Sanji was supposed to be simple; nothing beyond a tacit agreement to have a good time. Unfortunately, too much might have been left unspoken and Zoro's about to lose what little he allowed himself to have with Sanji.
Maybe it's time he stops pretending he doesn't know exactly what he wants.
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14 Jun 2026
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Sanji is still reeling from the trauma of what happened on Whole Cake Island, and to make matters worse, Zoro is now nursing a chip on his shoulder for no seemingly good reason. When the strawhats journey are delayed by a strange island popping up in their midsts, the crew will have to solve the mystery of Shard Island before they lose their very lives in the process.
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Bookmarked by mortemir
02 Apr 2026

