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Robert’s caught in an awkward love arrow, after Flambae shoves his way into his love life after one mere hookup; Flambae’s catching feelings left and right, and absolutely will not accept it; Waterboy has never had so much attention in his life and doesn’t know what to do with it all.
The rest of the Z-team is tied between oohing over the drama, and wanting the freakish triad to take their HR violations and sexual tension elsewhere.
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Blessed are those who mourn for they will be comforted; blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness. Together, doomed.
Micah goes to see an old beloved who broke his promise.
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- Part 2 of Uneasy Lovin'
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Micah has a bad dream, and for the first time, turns to Arthur for solace. But he's angry about it. Angry about so much. Angry that he's growing soft with Arthur, angry that he's a disappointment to his family, angry that it even matters to him, angry that Arthur can't read his mind, angry that he can't find the words to communicate, angry that he's not the only one on Arthur's mind every waking moment....
And Arthur's the one who has to deal with that anger and soothe it. Like always.
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- Part 1 of Uneasy Lovin'
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The new durge endings gave me an idea for Mordriel and Astarion so here’s an AU ending where Mordriel tells Astarion to run after dominating the brain!
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- Part 1 of BG3 One-Shot Series
- Part 1 of Mordriel AU's
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The lost memories of Mordriel, before he was betrayed and tadpole'd, from when he was still Bhaal's Chosen, the favorite, idolized lamb, to when he was betrayed and lost his title.
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High honor Arthur x typical Micah. They want to love each other, but they fit together about as well as pie and horseshit. To Micah, Arthur's too sweet and won't open up his full potential, and to Arthur, Micah's... Micah. His own brand of awful. It makes Arthur feel... wrong in so many ways to feel anything sweet for Micah, and it's a mutual shame. Too many things about it just simply don't work well together. But they're still pulled in towards each other like fish to the sea.
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Alternative universes for my durge AU! I only really ever play him over and over, and so I have quite a few different routes for him!! I wanted to figure out what exactly drives him and why, so this is a series dedicated to his different routes, and why things would change :)
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A series of one-shots I decided to make to practice writing! Specifically writing setting/outfit descriptions, and various genres, and how to pace writing! Most one-shots will be between 2k and 15k words. There's likely to be a lot of Shadowheart and Karlach and random NPCs, because I want to try and write characters I don't very often! Of course, lots of Astarion too because I write him often but you know lol.
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"Well, after that biopsy, we have a diagnosis for you." The doctor snaps the binder shut and gives him a sympathetic look.
Chad's arms are folded over his chest, and he does his best not to scowl with impatience. He doesn't want to go to yet another doctor for this, not when after years of issues, he's finally getting an answer.
"Power-exacerbated endometriosis."
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Bookmarked by monsterlimbs
26 Jun 2026
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With how hard Herman has been training for competition, they haven't been able to spend as much time together. Herman had been given some exemptions from hero duties just for this, so Robert knew that Herman was using the time wisely, making good on the time off afforded to him by Mandy.
But Robert is pent up.
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My shitty excuse to avoid Watersports by researching actual watersports (Beach Sprints) for Watermech Week
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Bookmarked by monsterlimbs
26 Jun 2026
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Waterboy is obsessed with the only man at the SDN who’s ever shown him kindness: Robert. After nearly getting caught tailing him and digging through his things, he’s suddenly placed on Robert’s dispatch team, giving him the access he’s always craved.
Now surrounded by Robert’s voice and attention, Waterboy keeps pushing the borders of his secret obsession, slipping further into desperation as he seeks more and more from the man he adores oh so much. How long can he hide the suffocation of his longing? The immoral need building beneath every mission before Robert has discovered his sick obsession?
[ONGOING WITH UPDATES]
Bookmarked by monsterlimbs
26 Jun 2026
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Herman is offered a position on the Z-Team, with Robert... And everyone else too, yet the apple of his eye is Robert.
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It’d been two weeks since he received a proposition from Mandy—Blonde blazer, and he’d been drowning in his own consciousness since encountering the offer.
What was he to do when he was known across the entire unit as the “wet janitor boy” who doesn’t and can’t do anything else but hurl water in the most egregious way possible? Still, it didn’t deter Herman from accepting the position as an official member of the infamous Z-Team.
Bookmarked by monsterlimbs
26 Jun 2026
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Tip of the Tongue, Back of the Throat by atypicalinterjection
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
10 Jun 2026
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The information had arisen from an extremely drunken conversation that Herman had had with Victor at one of the many bars the Z-team frequented. A conversation that he had forgotten about entirely by the next morning, and, horrifyingly, a conversation that had been quickly circulated to and through the entire team by the next day. A conversation, as eloquently phrased by Victor, about how “Waterboy went ham on his own shlong like a megaperv.”
or; Robert makes a deal with Herman to have him show off how he sucks his own cock.

