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Sirius loves his godson very much even if said godson turns out to be a 300-year-old necromancer. This is just my cracky take on a master of death Harry Potter turning up in his 7-year-old body and doing stuff. And it seems I can't write anything without adding angst so there's that too. But hey, Sirius is recovering from Azkaban so I'll allow it.
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Sirius finds Regulus' diary. That's the plot.
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It doesn't count as betraying the Dark Lord, obviously by mistnor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Mar 2023
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Draco gets stuck in a time loop of the day the Golden Trio are caught and brought in to Malfoy Manor
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AITA for being "obsessed" with my childhood nemesis? by RainstormRadish for beta_vulgaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2023
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Alrakis • I [24M] attended a small boarding school in the UK. There was a boy in my year, a couple of months younger than me, and he became my nemesis after we developed an intense rivalry. My friend [25F] told me recently that our dynamic was "weird back then" and that "it’s even weirder" that I still think about him today. She argued that I talk about him all the time, but I believe the amount I talk about him is reasonable. AITA?
prongymcprongface • i completely get what you mean. i had a nemesis (like a school one, separate to my other nemesis) and we had a dynamic super similar to what you are describing. having a nemesis is a very cool and normal thing dw about it. NTA
In which Draco asks the internet if he's being reasonable. Only one commenter is sympathetic. They start talking.
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04 Jun 2026
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"You guys really don't get it, do you?"
"Get what?"
"It's almost insulting, really."Or, five times the team missed the point completely, and one time where they figured it out
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28 May 2026
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Harry Potter & Seven Years of Chaos by JessalynMichele, Severitus812 (JessalynMichele)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2025
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July 8, 2021 - June 14, 2023:
706 days.
1,262,342 words.And Chaos Harry’s journey is at an end.
(Afterlife and Missing Moments to be updated eventually, but the main series is over)
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25 Apr 2026
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Neither Can Live While the Other is High by ScaredyCrow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jan 2021
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Murtlap essence gets expensive, so the DA seeks out other forms of pain relief to help those who suffer through detentions with Umbridge. While searching through the Forbidden Forest, they stumble upon a patch of an odd, non-magical plant called “cannabis.”
Elsewhere in the British Isles, Voldemort prepares for an important meeting.
Or: Harry doesn’t know what weed is, and Voldemort suffers the consequences.
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02 Apr 2026
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"Her name is...Hermione," Lucius pronounces the name very carefully, watching Voldemort as if for some reaction. He has none to offer. "She's in my son's year. And she claims to be your daughter."
Crack!AU where Lord Voldemort thinks Hermione Granger is his daughter.
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- Part 2 of and several bad jokes later
- Part 2 of all plates are cracked by mr nobody
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02 Apr 2026