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    a series of unrelated works in progress

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    a series of unrelated fics, one shots, and crossovers in the mcu

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    a series of (mostly) unrelated crossover fics and one-shots

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    a series of unrelated one shots in the dcu

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    a series of unrelated fics, one shots, and crossovers in the harry potter universe

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    “Whatever, half the applicants are dead and half of the rest of us gave up because life’s not worth it anymore, so I’ll probably get in anyway. But it’s the principle of the thing.”

    “Dark, MJ,” Peter deadpanned. “Just. Morbid as hell.”

    “Man, our entire lives are morbid,” she laughed. “You’re an orphan superhero with space-related trauma, Ned’s family worked their entire lives to be able to move to this country only for the world to end, and I’m living in Ned’s dead grandmother’s bedroom because my whole family ceased to exist. Morbid.”

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    Somehow, against all odds, the Friends of Spider-Man all survived the Snap. This is how they lived in the aftermath. This is how they tried to save the world.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Peter’s life feels like clockwork. He spends the day at his normal job, volunteers at FEAST three times a week, and patrols most evenings. He does everything he can to not be home alone with his thoughts, too worried that the feeling like a failure will seep in the longer he’s alone.

    It's only when Ricardo, the manager of FEAST, provides an update that Peter realizes he's spiraling.

    “I’ve decided to hire a PR agency to help us gain a bit of attention in the area, which will hopefully drive more support and get us more funding to expand and help more than just Queens.”

    Peter takes a look at the two on the account, their headshots and names staring back at him. Michelle Jones Watson.

    His Michelle.

    His MJ.

    Peter feels like he's going to be sick.

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    Six years after Peter Parker had Strange cast the spell to make everyone forget who he is, MJ is hired as a publicist for FEAST.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Twelve years after the Second Wizarding War, Dr. Hermione Granger, world renowned healer and scientist, discovers the cure for lycanthropy. However, when she is kidnapped and tortured by escaped Death Eater, Fenrir Greyback, an explosion of magic sends her crash landing on the day of her own eleventh birthday. In a world where Hermione Granger is tasked with mentoring her younger self, stopping the Second Wizarding War before it begins, making a life for herself in a time to which she no longer belongs, and befriending Severus Snape if it's the last bloody thing she does, Hermione must confront the mistakes of her past and the dawn of a future she never expected.

    (Or: the one where Hermione keeps a certain Dark Lord in a snow globe to shake when she needs to relieve stress, regularly gets high as a kite on Severus Snape's illicit weed stash, coaches her younger self on the art of seducing Draco Malfoy, and makes Crookshanks immortal.)

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    24 Jun 2026

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    ~July 1984~
    Mr. Hugo Granger lived at number 84 Rue de Pierre de Lune, in Paris, France. Every morning he would collect his paper from the doorstep and retreat back to his kitchen where an owl would be waiting with his other paper at the window. However, on this rainy Tuesday, there was more than a newspaper in this owl's talons.

    After the death of her parents, Hermione goes to live with her uncle at the age of five, discovering she is a witch from her magical uncle. Attending Beauxbatons Academy of Magic, Hermione joins her school on a trip to Hogwarts in 1994, where three schools will be competing in the Triwizard Tournament.

    Hermione meets many friends at Hogwarts, spending her sixth year amongst the other school's Houses, and discovering friends and loved ones that will last her whole life. If only she could figure out a way to help her new friends in the fight against He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, while desperately trying not to fall completely head over heels for a certain mischief-making redhead who seems intent on having her do just that.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    In the wake of Peter Parker erasing himself from the memories of his friends and family, not to mention the entire universe, he's doing as well as can be expected. Three years later, he's attending ESU, trying to work three jobs alongside getting two degrees, and still going out as Spider-Man. He's fine, really. Everything is just fine. That is until a run-in with the law and a DNA test shatter the carefully constructed facade that Peter had made his life.

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    “Your blood matches a sample the FBI has on file from a kidnapping case.” Agent Carisi opens the thicker file. “A four-year-old boy taken while on vacation with his father about twenty years ago.”
    Peter’s breathing speeds up.
    “Authorities took fingerprint and DNA samples from the boy’s room, and at the father’s behest, we continue to test them against any that are placed within any system we have access to.”
    A piece of paper with lab results lays atop the file. It gets picked up and placed on the table.
    “This afternoon, we finally got a match.”

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    22 Jun 2026