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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Sol's PHM fics (NSFW)
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Bookmarked by messo
25 Jun 2026
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
Or: The sex
pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.
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Bookmarked by messo
19 May 2026
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Sasuke doesn’t smell like anything, and he prefers it that way. Being a beta means he doesn't need to buy scent patches or spend money on suppressants. He can be in full control of himself 100% of the time. He doesn't need to endure any hormonal cycles. And, most importantly, he's automatically removed from the drama surrounding alphas and omegas.
It's easy. It's the best.
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To Sasuke, being a beta is the best. To Naruto, it's hell.
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- Part 1 of sense: an abo au
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by messo
25 Dec 2025
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“Master Bruce, of all the things I’d ever expected to walk in on—” Alfred began, with great prejudice. “I do hope there’s a good explanation for this.”
Bruce, clad in a black bathrobe, looked up from his microscope. A disembodied penis, from its place on the table, raised its head too.
They appeared to regard one another then Bruce turned to shake his head at Alfred.
“No.”
“‘No’?”
“No, I don’t have a good explanation.”
Alfred paused in thought. “Well.”Bruce is politely poked in the cheek by a flying dick one night. Hijinks, and more worldbuilding than you can shake a dick at, ensue.
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- Part 1 of detach and retrieve
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- English
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07 Oct 2025
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I Slant Devoutly (Birdbrain) by bloodvvitch
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
24 Sep 2025
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Batman leaves an injured Robin in Superman's care, unaware that it would trigger Clark’s parental instincts.
Or, what if Kryptonians courted like birds?
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- Part 1 of Bats of a Feather
Bookmarked by messo
26 Sep 2025