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A collection of one shots and loosely related drabbles featuring our favorite chicken man, Shane.
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The kids find out Wayne is married. To a man. Who co-owns the video shop. Shenanigans.
This is completely self indulgent and goes against the canon of Wayne being foreveralone. Probably won't do anything else with this cuz why bother.
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It was the first week of classes at Berkshire University-- otherwise known as Berk to the students and surrounding area, a small, private college known for its liberal arts approach and, surprisingly, it’s hockey team.
Re-edited Oct. 2021
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- Part 1 of The Celly of a Chirper
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Mattie is thrust into the world of college ice hockey, for better or for worse. They meet a new group of tight-knit friends and finds a place within it.
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The treaty was signed a long time ago. Oswald the Agreeable and Stoick the Vast, in a need to solidify it, agreed that their eldest sons would be married after one of them became chief of their respective tribe.
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**Male Reader** The only defining detail is that you have a Snaptrapper. I never name the heads, so roll with what you want.
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This story is old. I wrote it years ago and I'm now rewriting it. Originally it was on Wattpad and featured a female reader. As a dude, it was hard to write from that perspective, so now I'm changing it and touching up the writing now that it's been five years.And I will say this ONE time because it got annoying the first time I wrote this: Snotlout is not Hiccup's cousin. He may be in the books, but he is not in the movie universe. They are not related. If you think they are, that's called a headcanon and is not something you can will into the minds of others. Don't like this detail about the story? Don't. Read.
Otherwise, enjoy!
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21 Jun 2026
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No True Gentleman by sansasparky
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
26 Jan 2025
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When Miss Sansa Stark scandalously and very publicly disappears with her jilted suitor, Mr Joffrey Baratheon, all of London believes them to have reconciled and eloped. If Miss Stark should return unmarried, her reputation will be ruined and no gentleman will ever wish to wed her.
Miss Brienne Tarth knows very well that Sansa wants nothing to do with Baratheon, and is certain that he has abducted her. However, if she wishes to find them, she must enlist the help of England's most eligible (and in her opinion, most useless) bachelor, Mr Jaime Lannister.
Trapped and frightened, Sansa takes comfort wherever she can. The only person to show her any kindness is the formidable Mr Clegane, who can hardly be considered a gentleman; but how can she expect him to help her when it would cost him everything he has?
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25 May 2026
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Blood flowed like wine, red and sickly sweet, intoxicating too, so much more intoxicating than booze, or bud, or even a good fight. Tearing into throats like a wild animal, bent on destruction and sustenance. It wasn’t cruel—it was the necessary fulfillment of need. Once the initial ferocious contact had faded from fighting to feeding, it was almost tender, a babe in arms suckling at mother’s breast, nipples raw and tender but ever-giving, ever-nurturing. It was in these moments that life felt real, not the monotony of daytime, when sunlight dulled senses to dull white buzzing. In the dark and the chaos everything was simple. There were needs, and there would be satisfaction. There was hunger, and there would be satiety. There were no mindless, pointless bureaucratic rules, or unnatural structures. There was blood, and that was all she needed.
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21 Dec 2025
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Another year another month of kinky situations with our favourite Skyrim characters, this year I've tried to include as many new characters as I could, and included all new prompts too!
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‘In a way, the famous new farmer had let the whole town down and, admittedly, it made Shane feel a little bit better about himself in comparison.’
Amidst the unbearable rain and the cold nights, Pelican town’s newest resident emerges from the shadows as Shane struggles to cope with the ever growing darkness within him.
But as their paths begin to intertwine, Shane comes to realise that this reclusive farmer may be one of the few people in this town that he doesn’t hate.