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Garak absolutely does not have time for the flu. There are peace summits to plan and plots to foil, and no matter what Julian says, there is definitely something fishy afoot.
Or: It’s the classic Parks and Rec episode “Flu Season” except Leslie is Garak and Pawnee is Cardassia and the Harvest Festival is a peace summit to renew the treaty with Bajor. What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 2 of The Worst Form of Government
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“Indeed it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.…” – Winston Churchill
Or: Garak has only ever wished to serve Cardassia. He just never imagined doing it like this.
Episode 1: Five years after the Great Fire, a relic of old Cardassia resurfaces and ignites a political debate about art, identity, and the weight of history. Also, some people would like to talk about municipal trash removal.
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- Part 1 of The Worst Form of Government
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“Indeed it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.…” – Winston Churchill
Or: Garak has only ever wished to serve Cardassia. He just never imagined doing it like this.
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Compulsion by Wolftales
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Jul 2026
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“Need a bet to get laid, Rozanov? You’re really that desperate these days?”
“Nostalgic, maybe.”
“Wow. Big word.”
“Shut up, Hollander.”
Shane shuts up.
“When I win,” Rozanov continues. “I get you for…twenty-four hours.”
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Shane and Ilya are in rival frats in their senior year and it's time for the annual Greek Olympiad. A bet is made.
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The Hollander-Rozanov Trophy For Spousal Communication In Hockey by ineptshieldmaid
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
06 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has been a married man for exactly one year when it dawns on him - all at once, and somehow an inevitable milestone - that he wants his husband's dick inside him.
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Or: Ilya has an Insight, and then plays 5-D chess with himself in an effort to get a Good Grade In Assertive Bottoming, a thing that is normal to want but tricky to achieve if the judge and the current title holder is Shane Hollander.
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- Part 2 of In Which We Contemplate Ilya's Ass
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Pencil in the Rest by lynadyndyn
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 Jun 2026
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Scent patches were mandatory for anyone participating in World Junior's, but a lot of the Russian guys Shane saw in the hotel or around the rink had them loosely attached to their necks or not quite centered over their scent gland. Shane had been on his way to his parents' car when the wind shifted, and he smelled that Rozanov, leaning against the wall and not-at-all-surreptitiously fishing a carton of cigarettes out of his pocket, must have been one of them.
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06 Jul 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane.
No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that.
When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?
“I thought we could go through the schedules and figure out what days we’ll be in the same cities this season, or when either of us have a couple of days off in a row. Maybe make a shared calendar, so we c—”
“A sex calendar? Your parents are arriving in thirty minutes, and you are proposing making a sex calendar?” Oh, this was delicious. He’d be able to eat out on this for years, if Shane was willing to give him that long.
“It’s not a sex calendar! It’s just … when we might be able to see each other,” he finished, already sounding defeated.
“And what are you planning on doing when we are seeing each other? Not fucking?”