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Mutts don't get funerals.
Gallagher counts himself lucky he was even included in the toast the present Nameless had given.
The Nameless... Did they succeed? Or is Sunday...
The memoria is heavy around what remains of him. If he had a breath, it would be taken from him by the pressure. He should be used to this by now, with how long he's been here.
How long has he been here? It doesn't matter. He'll be here the remainder of his miniscule existence...
A mutt like him doesn't get to wonder.
// or: Gallagher gets another chance at life. As the Express' bartender.
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(I Wanna) Fuck the Government (Hooker) by malaseum
Fandoms: Devil May Cry (Gameverse), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
14 May 2026
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Leon leans on his arms against the bar, making sure his chest creases with the move. He tilts his head down slightly before smirking and looking at Dante through his eyelashes, "I won't dance, but I'm open to any other suggestions."
"Oh?" Dante pauses, looking amused, "I didn't know a sly fox sauntered into my den."
// or: Leon is sent to recruit Dante, but he gets a little distracted :3c
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Hayloft by malaseum
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), Hayloft - Mother Mother (Songs)
02 Jan 2026
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Log: July 2018
Setagaya City, Tokyo
Fushiguro Residency
In the hayloft of the barn, two boys of Potential First Grade; their relationship wasn't known by anyone.
Due to the noticed absence of one, the man in the house went to see where he went.
And one of the boys died.
// or: Hayloft I & II but they're one right after the other, and Megumi is a blood freak.
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- Part 2 of Megumi-Centric AUs
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My Pride... With You by malaseum, MsAFK
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Jun 2025
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Today, he acts before thinking.
Sampo catches his eye, an easy smile on his lips as his eyes run up and down Gepard’s body. Normally, Gepard would sink in and hide behind his uniform. But Sampo’s gaze lights a fire under his skin. Molten lava burns through his veins as Sampo pauses in front of him.
Tilting his head, Sampo catches the blush burning Gepard’s ears.
“A fresh out of the womb gay– how splendid!” Sampo smiles, catching Gepard by surprise.
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The dark. Comforting to those who aren't plagued with memories of the past, and terrifying to those who are.
Harlem Shade is not immune to the horrors.
A hand on his shoulder makes her open his eyes and look behind her. Jason's hand rests gently on his shoulder, their smile is like a lighthouse in a storm, and Harlem is the ship that's almost too close to the shore.
Almost.
// or: Prime Force Fic that is a rollercoaster of emotions.
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- Part 1 of Mal's Shinedown Series
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This MARINA series will be legendary...
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I was having a really bad time, so I inflicted Dazai with period cramps and the like.
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There's supposed to be 2 works in this series, but the second fic has been a WIP for like years now 😭
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Megumi-Centric AUs by malaseum
Fandom Hayloft - Mother Mother (Songs), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
02 Jan 2026
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I have like 4 Megumi-Centric AUs in my brain, so here's the ones I have posted.
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I'll Give You My Love If You'll Take It by Writer_Lethogica
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies)
20 Sep 2021
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The one where College!Sam Wilson travels into the future and meets Sam and Bucky.
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Sam didn’t know where he was.
On a bed was the first thing he understood. Mood lighting – no, those were…were those electric candles? Those were definitely fake flames.
Candles could be electric?
Fucking “Sexual Healing” by Marvin Gaye playing lightly in the background like this was Sam’s god damn fucking nightmare or something out of a porno video found in some stump in the woods.
And maybe all of that would be weird enough – having “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)” incoherently mixing as well as oil and water with “Sexual Healing” and the candles that shouldn’t be possible and the bed that was much bigger and nicer and softer than Sam had ever known – but it really wasn’t the strangest fucking thing in the goddamn room.
No, that honor was awarded to someone who looked a lot like Sam making out with a cyborg.
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- Part 2 of SamBucky One-Shots
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13 Jun 2026
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You're My World by whiskeyandsparks for truckloadoffrogs
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
27 Apr 2021
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“I… oh, I get it now.” Sam tilted his head, perceptive as ever, goddammit. “All this flirting with my sister, that was just to get my attention, wasn’t it? I know it was. Say it.”
“That wasn’t—” Bucky croaked, but Sam wasn’t having it.
He huffed a low laugh, and bulldozed right through Bucky’s feeble pretense. “You like it when I pin you against the wall? Take away all that power you have, that strength that your arm gives you? Make you feel small, maybe?”
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- Part 3 of Bucky Barnes Bingo Fills 2021
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09 Jun 2026
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Call Me Baby by Shinoda_Senshi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 May 2021
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How exactly do you casually ask a guy to plow you into next Tuesday? Bucky Barnes was asking for a friend.
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- Part 1 of Baby
Bookmarked by malaseum
03 Jun 2026
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No One Wants Your Opinion by thepinupchemist for Remembered
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
05 Apr 2016
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Wherein Bucky loves to cuddle Steve Rogers, Steve comes out on national television for the sole purpose of spiting conservative politicians, Tony sees things he wishes he hadn't, and Pepper doesn't know why she even bothers.
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you're an idiot (you live in my ribs) by januaryyyy
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Jan 2025
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Megumi took a step forward, towering over Yuji. He had grown taller over the years, giving him four inches on the younger boy. “Are you so sure about that?” He breathed. Their faces were close now, chests almost touching.
Feeling Megumi’s breath fan over his face wasn’t helping Yuji’s brain formulate a response. What was the question? Yuji had to tilt his head up to look at Megumi when he was this close, a fact that thrilled him. It wasn’t until his own caramel-colored eyes met dark blue ones that he realized just how close they were. “I’m… I’m sure. Yeah. Super sure,” he whispered.
Megumi just stared at him for a moment, letting the silence stretch. It wasn’t uncomfortable, nothing was uncomfortable between them. They had known each other for four years now, came back from the brink of death over and over, fought as allies and enemies. As much as Megumi tried to fight it, they had grown close. Which is exactly why he knew he could get away with his next move.
Yuji watched with rapt fascination as Megumi leaned forward, almost connecting their lips, but at the last second, he swept right and found Yuji’s ear to whisper, “You’re an idiot.”
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your honor, they are in love
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03 May 2026