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  1. Public Bookmark 81

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    “It is vexing—far more vexing than you can possibly imagine!” Colin burst out. “Not merely the loss of your friendship, but the prospect of losing you entirely, Pen.”

    He drew a deep, uneven breath before beginning to move toward her with slow, deliberate steps. Only when scarcely an inch remained between them did he finally stop.

    “I would sooner allow myself to be utterly ruined than endure a world in which you are no longer mine to cherish, Penelope. That is a loss I find myself wholly incapable of surviving.”

    “But we are both engaged to other people, Colin!” Penelope cried breathlessly. “We are to be married, to entirely different people—”

    “I do not care!” Colin interrupted fiercely.

    He stepped even closer, desperation burning plainly within his eyes.

    “Damn me to hell if you must, Penelope, but I shall not permit this torment to continue a moment longer.”

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    OR: A Season 1 Polin fan fic nobody asked for where both Penelope and Colin got engaged to other people.

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    14 May 2026

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    Colin Bridgerton has a lot of things going for him. He's over six feet tall, has silky, chestnut brown hair that curls naturally in a most fashionable way, and a smile that's been known to make women ages 2 to 92 swoon. Beyond the surface-level things, he's also smart and interesting and treats others with kindness and respect regardless of how he knows them and what walk of life they're from. Objectively, he's an absolute catch. Any girl would be lucky to be his, even just for one night. So, why then, at 26 years old and with all that going for him, is Colin Bridgerton still a virgin?

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    Or, the one where Penelope platonically takes her best friend Colin's virginity and helps him through his sexual awakening.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    "Will you two — can you behave tonight?" Eloise says, exasperation in her voice and her nose scrunched up.

    Colin wears an innocent face. "I can't think what you mean. Penis and I always behave."

    "I swear to God —" Penelope hisses, plonking the wine down hard on the counter. "You both have to stop with that —"

    "I mean it!" Eloise exclaims as she goes over to the large bowl of salad on the side and begins to toss it aggressively. "None of your usual Pen-and-Colin shit, please. Edwina's bringing someone new, and I want him to think we're… normal." She sighs, shoulders sagging. "Normal-ish. Normal enough that he doesn't run screaming." Her eyes narrow. "And if I'm honest I'd rather avoid another evening of you two bitching at each other."

    "We don't bitch," Colin insists, though they do, in fact, bitch. "Penelope is my dearest friend."

     

    OR: Eloise throws a dinner party. Penelope and Colin cannot behave themselves

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    18 Feb 2026

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    “I didn’t want anyone to know me, but, then…”

    His head tilts to the side and runs his hand through his hair. There’s a tightness in his stomach and chest making it harder to breathe. Side effects of being around the magnificent her, he supposes.

    “Then… what?” She prompts softly, confusion evident in her voice.

    They are frozen in time.
     
    Don’t tell me you do not know…

    “Then, you.”

    Sequel to Poor Puzzled Moon.

    A story of fear, loss, friendship, family, and love during the second World War.

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    07 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    Penelope only wanted to cry and scream Fleetwood Mac lyrics in her car while eating pastries and drinking tequila.

    Then a handsome man with a gun and questionable morals slid into her passenger seat and ruined everything.

    It’s going to be a very long night.

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    19 Dec 2025