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Eggsy couldn’t remember having ever been so tired
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Eggsy was not sick
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In which Michael ensures that Harry and Eggsy never get any by lozinja
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
06 May 2015
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Eggsy loves his little boy. He just wishes that Mike wasn’t so bloody efficient at ensuring that his dads never had a moment by themselves to fuck.
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In which teething isn’t as easy as Eggsy thinks it’s going to be by lozinja
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
29 Apr 2015
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Michael Unwin-Hart took to teething in the same way that Eggsy took to learning Latin. That is to say, not at all.
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In which dessert ruins Bilbo's plans for filthy anniversary sex. Thankfully, he's able to make up for it in the morning.
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The adventures of Michael Unwin-Hart and his stupid dads by lozinja
Fandom Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
25 May 2015
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“So, Derek, this is going to sound strange, but I’m just about to go in for a job interview in three minutes, and I had to fill out this list of references and I was short a number so I wrote down a random one, then thought I should call it to see if it was real. And it is, it’s yours.”
“So you just wrote down a random number as a reference?” Derek asks, confused and also a little amused.
“Yes, that’s right. And look, I’m going in soon, and getting this job would be really great, and so would you mind if I keep your number on the list?"Bookmarked by lozinja
28 Jul 2021
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totally shameless pwp, dean/deputy linus, 4.06 coda ("Yellow Fever")
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16 May 2021
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Don't Need Anyone Else by queerebrum
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
17 Jan 2013
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Q has always been innately aware of the fact that he and Bond were going to have to cross this bridge at some point in time in their relationship.
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13 Jan 2016
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Under New Management (or The Runaway Bride Gets a New Position) by ivyfic
Fandoms: Torchwood, Doctor Who (2005)
30 Aug 2007
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What if Donna ran Torchwood?
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26 May 2014
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End OTW Racism | Steve Rogers at 100: Celebrating Captain America on Film by eleveninches, hellotailor, M_Leigh, neenya, orphan_account, tigrrmilk
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 May 2014
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“Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.
“Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.
Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.
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11 May 2014