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my heart was broken for a decade but now it's finally patching up by lost_or_dead
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
13 Jul 2025
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“Of course she offered,” he said irritatedly and rolled his eyes, “Anyone would want to kiss Harry Styles.”
Harry frowned. “I wouldn’t let anyone kiss me.”
“You let her.”
“I let you.” Louis’ eyes shot up. “I’d still let you.”Or: Glastonbury 2025. Harry has a snog. Louis likes a reel. All hell breaks loose.
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thistles and daisies (please don’t say maybe) by lost_or_dead
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
17 Jan 2025
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“Da, we’re gonna go see the goats, yeah?” Sigrid asked over her shoulder, already half out of the gate.
“Just don’t set them free this time,” Bard called back, not even opening his eyes. He and Thranduil were sitting on the terrace, glasses of fresh lemonade on the table, enjoying the sun. Thranduil chuckled and Bard squinted at him, half blinded by the light, half by his boyfriend. “What?”
“I just remembered the time they did set the goats free,” Thranduil explained, “Can you believe that was almost a year ago now?”
Bard hummed. “Time flies.”Series
- Part 10 of you can run away with me anytime you want
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in my dreams i was in your arms (and i slept there for a lifetime) by lost_or_dead
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
17 Jan 2025
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This was the last encouragement he had needed. “Alright. Oh God, okay."
He ran his fingers through his hair nervously and got stuck halfway through. Grimaced. “I should brush my hair.”
“And maybe trim that beard,” Bain suggested tentatively to which Sigrid nodded vigorously. She eyed his joggers and added: “And put on some real pants.”
“I was going to put on real pants,” Bard grumbled.
“Just making sure,” she grinned, “You’ll have to look your absolute best.”
“No pressure then.”~ or: It has taken the efforts of five children and one fed-up event planner, but Bard is finally on his way to speak to Thranduil.
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you know i’d make the time (i’m just waiting on your green light) by lost_or_dead
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
10 Jan 2025
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Thranduil rolled his eyes with a pained smile. “I wish I could just say no but you know how they say… business relations are the most important relations.”
“Certainly more important than this one,” Bard blurted out bitterly.
Thranduil froze and stared at Bard who in turn seemed fascinated by a loose thread he was pulling from his sheets.
“You must know that is not true,” Thranduil said hoarsely. Bard shrugged again and kept playing with the loose thread.
“Seems like it,” he said quietly.Series
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when you talk it’s in cursive to me (and it’s nicer than anything i believe about me) by lost_or_dead
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
03 Jan 2025
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“You have reading glasses?” he asked incredulously.
“I have just said so,” Thranduil replied surly.
“Since when? I’ve never seen them.”
“I have had them for a while.” Thranduil grimaced, obviously not too keen to talk about this subject. “But I do not wear them very often.”
Bard nodded knowingly. “Because it will ruin your vampiric aesthetic and people will know you’re not immortal.”
Thranduil swatted him on the arm.Series
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you can run away with me anytime you want by lost_or_dead
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
17 Jan 2025
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What starts as a simple gift of touch to relax John Watson escalated to more than either expected.
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How to reduce your consulting detective to a pliant puddle by Weisse_Rose
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
25 Jul 2014
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Sherlock gets frustrated over the puzzle of Moriarty's return. John offers stress relief. Post-HLV fluffy fluffness.
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"Is that why you always flock to me?"
"I don't always flock to you," Eddie scoffs, "we just happen to share the same circle—we have the same friends."
"Yeah and the heart eyes you give me are just friendly."
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Steve pulled a muscle trying to show up his little sister's fiance during a game of pick-up basketball, and after Robin harping him for days, he's finally on the massage table to get it fixed. The problem is...this Eddie guy has magic fingers and Steve's body is responding to his touch.
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i've got an itch to scratch, i need assistance by hexiewrites
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Oct 2024
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“Munson’s Massages and Rehab, here for a Steve H?” called a voice from the hallway.
Steve groaned and turned his head towards the door. “S’open,” he called, and managed to half prop himself up on his elbows.
The man stepped into the room with massage bed folded in half and carried by a handle on top. “Sorry I was a few minutes late, Steve,” he said, jovially, “somebody hella famous must be staying here tonight because security is like, insane. I’ve never had my ID checked in a hotel before. Any guesses who it is? I’m Eddie, by the way.”
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- Part 6 of hey baby, I could use just a little help: kinktober 2024
- Part 1 of don't dream it, be it