localmagpie
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the last taste of sweets is the sweetest last by driftwoodshakes (localmagpie)
Fandoms: Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF
01 Sep 2022
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“Am I being wined and dined, Pat Gill?” Brian asks, familiar and worn-out and lovely, stepping closer. He fixes Pat with a stare like he’s sniffing out a falsehood.
“Would you like to be?”
Brian looks down at his (sole) watch and grins. “You invited me into your apartment, offer to cook me dinner, and ask if I would like to be wined and dined? A lady could get ideas.”
“Let ‘em talk, then,” Pat says, not knowing where his boldness is coming from.
“Yeah, fuck ‘em.” Brian pauses. “You still haven’t answered my question, though.”
Series
- Part 4 of Gill & Gilbert: The Collected Works
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if we make it through december by localmagpie
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
10 Dec 2021
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Eddie breaks on a Tuesday.
(Or, Eddie's day off, day out, and day in.)
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when we have our naked frailties hid by localmagpie
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
26 Apr 2021
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Taako needs his boots cleaned. Magnus needs to relax. They work it out.
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Gill & Gilbert: The Collected Works by ChalkyMess, driftwoodshakes (localmagpie), greenonions, orphan_account, searchingforabiggersky, segmentcalled, strongandlovestofic, Trigonometrical, wildcopy
Fandom Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF
01 Sep 2022
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The Emerald Smoking Jacket by Herbluvsdan
Fandoms: Raffles - E. W. Hornung, Raffles (TV 1977)
15 Feb 2026
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Bunny Manders has only recently been given a key to his most beloved friend's flat, but today, there is no sign of the incredible A.J. Raffles; there is, however, an empty room and a fantastic velvet smoking jacket laying discarded on the writing desk.
It could be hours before A.J. returns.
Bunny can be a good rabbit. Bunny can be patient.Bookmarked by localmagpie
19 Feb 2026
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the most catholic of longings (to devour the divine) by nailgunstigmata
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
25 Feb 2023
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When Mac looks at Dennis he gets so fucking ravenous, he wants to press his fingers into the gaps between his ribs, wants to crack him open like an eggshell and have a taste of what’s inside. God says this hunger is a sin, but sinning is all Mac’s ever known how to do.
Bookmarked by localmagpie
28 Aug 2025
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Here’s a script (with a little extra oomph) for what I think is a realistic MacDennis episode of Sunny. I’ll admit, it panders, but I think it would be the perfect fanservice episode to help start the series’ wrapping up. Don’t hate on me, I’m just havin’ fun.
RCG, Megan, Sunny ghostwriters, if you see this, my messages are open and I am thrilled to work with you and make this episode a reality. Wink wink, kiss kiss, pointing a gun at you…
(This may or may not be a Dee girlboss ep in disguise…)
Bookmarked by localmagpie
06 Apr 2024
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a weekend away at an old victorian house fills james’ head with any number of thoughts about being a maid at francis’ window
Bookmarked by localmagpie
19 Feb 2024
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Quiet by littlebreadrolls
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, jeeves and
21 Dec 2021
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"Do stop staring at me," Bertie mumbles, “it’s bound to put a fellow off.” An outrageous lie. As if he could be put off right now. He attempts to hide his unmanly shyness with a rakish grin, but the grin comes out all wavery, and his voice does too.
"I am not certain that I can, sir,” says Jeeves.
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Bertie and his man do foolish things in a wine cellar. Bertie desires things that he thinks he can't have.
Bookmarked by localmagpie
06 Dec 2023