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All he could smell was her sweet cunt. Her sweet, Omega scent. His urgency all but forgotten, his wand arm limp, his jaw slackened, caught up in the smell of Hermione, Draco could not think; summer air in the countryside, rich with fragrance, flavour spilled over his tongue, down his throat.
Omega, she was an Omega. She had to be — Draco had gone on enough dates (forced by his mother, arranged by Pansy, set up by Blaise and Theo) with Beta witches, to know that there was no way to truly replicate an Omega’s scent. The perfumes, potions, essences, were overly sweet and chemically, artificial in a way that made him cringe, sneeze, and curse.
Draco ignored twenty years of knowledge and hard proof, allowed his blood to be infused with delirious hope.
or, Hermione has her first heat and Draco is sent by to perform a welfare check on her, after which, things spiral into filth.
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staked through the heart, and you're to blame by llcooljones
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Oct 2024
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“Why’d we stop?” panted out, on the last breath in her lungs.
“Because, if we keep going like this, I’m gonna end up fucking you in front of all these people. And I figure, you probably don’t want that.” His words were rough as he kept eye contact with Hermione, his fingers stroking at her.
or, a really, really sappy one-night stand between a shy girl and a kind frat boy that probably won't stay a one-night stand.
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Hermione wound her fingertips through the mess of blond hair on his head, unwilling to part with him until absolutely necessary. Soon, she’d be cradled in the arms of another, but not now. Now, she had him, her Guard, and so much more. Thick, muscular arms wrapped around her waist, pushing her onto him. If they could, she knew he’d be using his strength to push her into him, to keep her warm and safe in the bones of his rib cage. Her, his heart — they were interchangeable.
Sighing into his ear, she closed her eyes against reality. Slipped through clouds, landed in a world where she never had to let go, landed in a world where she was his, and he was hers, and life was theirs for the taking.
or, a moment between a princess and her bodyguard.
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My little collection of drabbles, that I'm slowly growing.
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She looked at the time again, pondering someone else. He’d be asleep, probably wrapped up with his wife, like Hermione was supposed to be with her husband. His wife would be satisfied, he’d never let her go to bed with fewer than two orgasms and a slap on the ass. Experience had taught her well, but jealousy clawed vicious scars in her throat. She rubbed her thumb over the hollow, rested her hand on her décolletage.
or, Hermione Granger's husband can't satisfy her.
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wishing you a very smutty holiday by llcooljones
Fandom A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass Series - Sarah J. Maas
04 Jul 2022
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Rivers in Your Mouth by cheddarplums for momshydrangeas
Fandoms: The Summer I Turned Pretty (TV 2022), The Summer I Turned Pretty Trilogy - Jenny Han
02 Jul 2026
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The first time that Conrad steals a pair of Belly's panties, it's an accident. The second time—well, the second time is a lot less of an accident than he wants to admit.
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07 Jul 2026
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The Utter Inconvenience of Certain Inclinations by Molivier
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2025
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Draco Malfoy moves in next door. Hermione reacts, as any reasonable person would, by setting her kitchen on fire. Things continue in that general vein.
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Bookmarked by llcooljones
11 Jun 2026
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“Congratulations, Mommy.”
“Gods,” she laughs, feeling silly now. “Do you think they really call each other that?”
Draco gives her one of those lazy hums, smiling at her laughter. “It’s sort of fun.”
“But truly,” she says, still amused, breath teetering, “Daddy? I mean, come on.”
Or: Hermione attends a baby shower. It is a singularly bad experience. Until it isn't.
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Bookmarked by llcooljones
28 May 2026
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The first time it happens, it's an honest mistake. Bodies entwined, mouths greedy and suckling on bare skin, Ben notches in and they sigh softly into each other's mouths before his eyes go wide and he pulls back.
"Wait, fuck. Condom."
OR: Rey and Ben become obsessed with no protection sex
Bookmarked by llcooljones
17 Apr 2026
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Mystery Work
Part of don't worry about it
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by llcooljones
31 Dec 2025