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Harry returns for an eighth year following the end of the war and realises that although he's put his own animosity towards Malfoy aside, no one else seems to have done the same. When a hex leaves his oldest rival in the body of a female and ridicule doubles, Harry discovers that his hero complex is a difficult thing to fight.
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This story is a conglomeration of some of the more infamous Harry Potter tropes, including but not limited to: time travel, soulmates, Slytherin! Harry Potter, and creature inheritances.
Important note: The story is considered 'crack taken seriously". So, while it has plenty of jokes, it also deals with some very serious themes. For that reason, please be mindful of the tags; they are not lying to you.
Detailed Content Warning: detailed gore, detailed depictions of cannibalism, mental torture, physical torture, graphic descriptions of torture, mentions/depictions of PTSD, traumatic experiences in general, sexual encounters (between adults), mental deterioration/slow onset of insanity, less slow onset of insanity, implied pedophilic character (VERY implied, not at all overt), body horror, descriptions/experiences of (/the effects of)starvation, panic attacks, murder, detailed descriptions of murder, abuse(?), detailed descriptions of medical amputations, burns, descriptions of 4th-degree burns, disembowelment, skin suits, body mutilation, physical and mental child abuse, off-screen verbal assault of a minor, self-harm and depictions of eating disorders
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Harry James Potter, Member of the Wizengamot for Godric’s Hollow, Secretary for Transport is ill-suited for the world of wizarding politics.
Enter Draco Malfoy, Director of Communications for the Minister for Magic to moonlight as his press secretary. It should solve all of Harry’s issues with the press and Draco’s issues with over-work. Theoretically.
The problem is that acting on their mutual attraction would be scandalous enough to take down a government.
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bright, just like the stars by basketofnovas (slashmarks)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2026
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An AU where Harry is a girl. Series title from "Take Me Anywhere" by Tegan and Sara.
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