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    The collars were for-

    Oh, what the fuck.

    It wasn't like Zoey was a prude. She knew about kink—hell, she knew some of the things she sold were used for kink—and she'd also had thoughts about Mira putting a collar on her late at night when it was just her and her imagination, but-

    "Oh my god," Zoey murmured. She could feel the heat radiating from her face. "You don't have a dog."

    Zoey gets asked to make a collar for Mira's pet, Rumi, who's definitely a large dog and not her very human girlfriend, right?

    Right?

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “No, I’m only joking, it would absolutely be a date, yeah. You’re just so fascinating, I want to pick your brain apart with like… an ice pick or something.”

    “A lobotomy, you are describing a lobotomy,” Alicent murmurs.

    Alicent is the Director of Communications for the Vice President. Rhaenyra serves as the White House Liaison to the President. Which means they see each other every day. Something that would not be a problem at all—if not for the fact that Alicent absolutely hates Rhaenyra's guts.

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    27 May 2026

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    Prequel to How to Finish On the Job

    Mira and Rumi meet by chance as kids at one of Mira's family galas. They fit together like perfect puzzle pieces, but even perfect puzzle pieces get worn edges sometimes.

    This story follows how they grew up together, grew close together, grew apart from each other, and grew a relationship fraught with all the things left unsaid between them, yet somehow found a family in each other regardless.

    What happens when you love each other for all the right reasons in all the wrong ways?

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    24 May 2026

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    The memory rises unbidden: the clash of bodies, the way Rumi had aimed a blow at her torso. Mira dodging— barely— only allowing Rumi to graze her side.

    “And what’s your name?” Rumi had asked mid-fight, breath steady, smirk radiant.

    “Like I’d tell—”

    Rumi had leapt back then, sudden and theatrical, leaving space between them. Mira had paused, wary, unsure what game she was playing.

    Then Rumi had flourished Mira’s ID, plucked from her pocket without her noticing.

    “Kang Mira, Interpol,” she’d read aloud, slow and condescending, like she was talking to a kindergartener. “Woah. The big guns are after me now.”

    “How’d you—?”

    “Picked your pocket just now,” Rumi had continued, eyes flicking up to meet hers. “Pretty name for a pretty face.”

    “Damn,” Zoey’s voice had crackled in Mira’s earpiece. “She’s good. And hot.”

    “Stop that,” Mira had snapped— both at the nagging voice in her head and at the nagging voice ahead of her.

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    Mira and Zoey are the Interpol agents assigned to the Ryu Rumi case, a globally renowned superthief. But the closer Mira gets, the more she begins to notice the quieter ways the case is beginning to take things from her.

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    22 May 2026

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    There was the sound of the door shutting. A few footsteps.

    “She’s not here?” the voice asked.

    Zoey dropped her voice lower, almost conspiratorial. “No. She went out—probably won’t be back for, like… fifteen, twenty minutes.”

    A beat of silence. Then a quiet chuckle. “Good. Then I can steal you for a while.”

    There was a nervous little hiccup of laughter from Zoey. “Wait—don’t get too close, I’m still live—”

    “I’ll stay out of frame,” the voice promised, tone coaxing.

    The sound of a hand brushing fabric, then a soft shuffle—the mic catching the rustle as Zoey was pulled slightly sideways. A faint smack of lips meeting. Quick. Too quick to be mistaken.

    Chat slowed to a crawl.

    [ewhfjdjw;]: ???????

    [rumi4lifer]: wait…

    [sealoverfour45]: SHE DIDNT MUTE THE MIC OMG

    [wispawaymo]: that… that’s not Rumi’s voice???

    [qeusopullsafree]: YO WTFFFF

    [hollowjars]: no way no way no way

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    Zoey forgets to mute and her fans think she's cheating on Rumi but in reality she has another girlfriend (Mira) that they don't know about because she private.

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    22 May 2026