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How the Devil Finally Left Parliament by lemonadex
Fandoms: The Devil Went Down To Parliament
16 Mar 2026
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Unfortunately, the Apocalypse wasn't really the Apocalypse, especially for a particular Osculum client. Lucius doesn't seem to be bothered by the objectively worse state of things but Hope's not the biggest fan of leaving loose ends untied.
Based on a uni play written by a fellow student, though this can still be read without knowing the source material I think.
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Mister God, This is Kate by lemonadex
Fandoms: Life is Strange (Video Games 2015 2017 2024)
02 Aug 2025
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Kate always believed that God loved her up until October. Now back home in Colorado Springs, she must reconcile the love her family says He provides with the cruelty she has experienced at His hands, all while navigating her growing feelings for Max Caulfield.
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- Part 1 of And God Said
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And Don't Forget to Love Yourself by lemonadex
Fandoms: Life is Strange (Video Games 2015 2017 2024)
02 Aug 2025
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Having run away from her fundamentalist Christian family the summer after the storm, Kate begins to make her home in Seattle - and to explore her new relationship with Max Caulfield.
This is a sequel to Mister God, This is Kate but can be read on its own.
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- Part 2 of And God Said
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The Curious Case of the Dead Man's Coma by lemonadex
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
11 Mar 2025
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RYAN BERGARA: This week on Buzzfeed: Unsolved we dive into what is, I’m told, one of the biggest medical marvels of the 21st Century.
Alternatively: someone at London Bridge Hospital broke the GDPR and now even goddamn Buzzfeed is 'on the case'.
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You're in the midst of mock exam season when you come across this Youtuber calling herself Daisy. She's a little weird, but you like her style.
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Reeling from a storm and a suicide attempt, Kate tries to put her life back together, but finds that maybe it was put together wrong in the first place.
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Ave Maria by nopaintjustpain
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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14 Jun 2026
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Ref: Incident at Hogwarts Concerning Gilderoy Lockhart, EQ-1993-16 by kitsunerei88 for fencesit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2020
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Gilderoy Lockhart was a public figure—until he, under rather mysterious circumstances, lost his memories and was permanently locked up in St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. No further mention is made of him, and he fades into obscurity, and such is the fickle nature of fame.
But does that make sense? Let’s say, instead, that he doesn’t. Let’s say that his tragedy draws attention—and let’s say the public furor gets him the public enquiry that he deserves.
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no stupid questions by zippe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
04 Apr 2022
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“Ok rule two-“
2. DO NOT CHEAT, I HAVE SUPER-SENSES AND CAN TELL IF YOU ARE. I’M NOT LYING.
Miles blinks because he’s really not sure what he’s reading and if it’s real.
“And, uh, rule three-“
3. NO… VIGILANTISM(?)
Why there are three dots and a question mark in that rule, he’s not sure.
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Or, Peter’s life as the world’s most chaotic AP Chem teacher, from the eyes of his very confused — and very done — students -
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A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).
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"No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."
Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.
No.
Of course not.
They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.
She wasn't.
"You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."
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04 May 2026
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this genuinely might be the best fic I have ever read