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    Potter has lived for far longer than he should have. At the age of 1131 a young woman turns up uninvited and tells him of her family's mission - curing vampirism. Actually, just curing this one vampire, namely him.

    Assuming death has finally found him, Potter is quite surprised to suddenly find himself in his 14-year-old human body back in 1994 on the morning of the Triwizard Tournament's First Task. Barely remembering the other students' names and not reacting when they call him by his first name (when was the last time anybody even did that?) makes for a disastrous recipe.

    Is this real? Should he leave and drastically change the future? Or have Dumbledore obliviate him after just a few little tweaks? Maybe it would have been better if death had found him after all, since his hard-won wisdom and morality go right out the window when he reacquaintes himself with Cedric Diggory in the Prefects' Bathroom

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    The boy shifts on his feet. “The year is two thousand and eighteen? Common Era?”

    Slowly, smile still plastic on his face, Suguru faces Satoru. This fucking dumbass. “Satoru,” he says, dangerous edge to his voice, “what did you do?

    Satoru makes some bastardization of a sound, half between a laugh and a cough. “...Whoops?”

    “I,” Suguru grits, pinching two fingers together, “am this close to mass murder.” He’s joking. Probably.

     

    ///OR: Shortly before Getō would have massacred a village, he and Gojō are thrust eleven years forward into a would-have-been future that Getō is conspicuously absent from.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.

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    Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Mac is in a lot of denial. This is a story about what happens when he finally snaps.

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    12 Sep 2025

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    At 17 years old, after ridding the island of its titan issue, Eren has become the heartthrob of the 104th Cadet Corps, with his heroic reputation preceding him. Girls in Trost all but throw themselves at him any time he walks the streets. When Jean finds his frenemy sulking at a city fair instead of basking in his glory, he discovers that big, angry Eren is not as strong as everyone thinks. And maybe he wants to teach Eren how to live instead of just survive.

    Set between seasons 3 & 4. Jean’s POV.
    “He could never have imagined a Titan killing machine making sounds this gentle at something so trivial as Jean’s unpracticed kisses.”

    "They knew Titan Eren, but he knew Eren."

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    23 Jun 2025

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    Instead of joining the Night's Watch, Jon travels south to squire for Stannis on Dragonstone. Roughly spanning the events of A Game of Thrones through A Storm of Swords, Stannis and Jon investigate the royal incest mess, fight battles in and out of the courtroom, attend a joyous wedding, and come to rely on each other more than they ever expected.

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    18 Aug 2023