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Optimization is V1’s specialty. From projectile punching to explosion-propelled feats of acceleration, V1 was made to make itself better: faster. To achieve maximum performance, it opts to optimize its energy usage. A more efficient source of biofuel may exist—but V1 needs a means to extract it. A particular peripheral used by Mindflayers seems promising.
V1 intends to test it on Gabriel. There must be something better than blood.
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31 May 2026
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Evil X wasn't desperate for diamonds. He wasn't.
But starting new in a developed world put him at a disadvantage if he didn't want to keep stealing and risk another ban. And Keralis kept trying to talk him into something that he was sure he didn't want to think about yet. Maybe. Probably not.So when Etho offers him a chance to make some easy diamonds for a bit of a show where he doesn't have to see the Hermits watching, it's easier to agree to. He likes the ropes, and Etho promised to let him get off, so it should be a win-win.
But Etho's also hiding a smirk beneath that mask, so there might be a twist somewhere.Series
- Part 12 of HermitCraft Season7 Smut fics
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16 May 2026
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15 May 2026
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proverb - A person who wanders or travels often and at length will not be burdened by attachments such as friends, family, or possessions.
Bdubs has done well for himself, thank you very much! He's got a ship, he's got business, he's got friends! A man needs nothing more in the grand universe.
It's hard being a human in the great beyond; a new species to the intergalactic community means poachers, a black market, and an everpresent danger.
The solution? Simple! Don't be a human.
Obviously, it's not going to be as easy as that. Not when he finds himself joining the crew of the Hermit Craft, not when he learns he's not quite alone.
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13 May 2026
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"I don't want to pry," Xisuma said when they were speaking before his official invitation to join. "And not answering won't change whether or not you get whitelisted. We admins just prefer to have a heads up if anything's likely to come trying to dig you up, so we can keep you and everyone else safe."
Grian thought back to obsidian and endstone and blood, to tattered wings and torn robes and so so many unseeable eyes, and swallowed hard.
"No," he said, his voice shaky. "No, I don't think anyone will come looking for me."
"Okay," Xisuma answered, and that was that.
Until they invited two new people to the server.
or, the Hermitcraft Backstory Rule says that you don't ask other people about their backstory, you let them tell it if they want to and leave it be if they don't.
Unfortunately for Grian, one of the newest Hermits was also a player on his old server - one he'd thought had been dead for years - and she's going to drag his backstory kicking and screaming into the light whether she means to or not.