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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Harvey Specter has had plenty of associates, but none of them have ever been as cocky and arrogant as Mike Ross.

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    02 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    "Part of him wants to rip the bottle out of J.D.’s hand and replace the glass in his mouth with his own tongue. See if–between the chain smoking and the binge drinking–Dane can taste the gum J.D. likes lingering in his mouth. Feel the shape of his gums."

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    02 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    Mike starts calling Harvey honey as a joke, except it was never really a joke. Harvey finally does something about it. This is just a cute 'lil low-stakes fluffy thing where Mike is the only one to call Harvey pet names and live to tell the tale.

    Part 12 of my "Our Song(s)" series of one-shots based on Taylor Swift songs. Lyrics are woven throughout, but you don't need to be a fan to read it. This one is based on "Honey."

    -It started as a joke. Mike waved a file erratically when he shouted in a sing-song voice, “Honey, I’m home!”

    Harvey sucked in a barely audible breath, schooling his expression before Mike noticed. Instead, he leveled his most menacing glare at his associate.

    “Call me that again, and I will throw you off the balcony,” Harvey hissed.

    Mike saw right through his bluff, slinking up to Harvey with a lopsided grin. He caressed Harvey’s face.

    Mike’s voice was soft as butter as he gently said, “Oh, honey, don’t be like that. Your life would be way too boring without me in it.” -

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    01 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    [21:02pm] Steph: so what do you do?
    [21:05pm] Unknown: Lawyer 
    [21:05pm] Steph: like those people who have a stick up their ass? 
    [21:06pm] Unknown: And catfishing strangers online sounds more exciting?
    [21:06pm] Steph: ...excuse me?

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    Desperate to pay his grandmother's medical bills, Mike starts a dating scam. Things quickly spiral from there.

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    28 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    A short post-canon Dogma drabble.

    Bartleby is arguably worse for wear at the end of the work week than Loki. He mulls this over his sad adult food and worries over his sad adult problems. Loki folds clothes.

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    23 Jun 2026