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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    Draco Malfoy runs a magical grocery service and quietly takes over Harry Potter’s account after noticing his poor eating habits. Through customised deliveries and handwritten notes, they begin an unspoken exchange—until Harry figures it out.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    The annoyance of Draco Malfoy looking like a cross between a catwalk model and a wet dream come to life had been a permanent irritant to Harry since fifth-year. No one deserved to look that good while being such a massive twat.

    Draco Malfoy is back.

    Back from France, back in Harry’s life and back to being a colossal thorn in his side.

    Wherever Harry goes, Malfoy is there; stealing his dream job, hijacking his friends and cockblocking him left, right and centre. It can't be coincidence: Draco Malfoy is most definitely Up To Something.

    You'd think things couldn't get any worse, but throw in an enchanted ring, a mysterious curse and a disgruntled ex-fiancée, and Harry's suddenly got a lot more trouble than he bargained for.

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    28 Feb 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    “Help me,” he begs. “Remember how I won our first Quidditch match? You owe me.”
    Malfoy grunts but grabs Harry’s arm and drags him through the crowd. He isn't much of a help, though. He only makes Harry more dizzy.
    “Do you know what this does to my image?” he hisses into Harry’s ear. “And I don’t owe you anything for that match.”
    “What about my image?” Harry pouts.
    “You don't have one to begin with.”

    Or: The wizarding world is going through a political uprising. The Wizengamot is on the brink of collapse, and Harry thinks Draco Malfoy couldn't care less about it, given how busy he seems—dancing and drinking his way through function after function.
    It's not until Draco approaches him that Harry begins to realize just how wrong he was.

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    13 Feb 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Draco fica mortificado quando, momentos antes de partir para o casamento mais aguardado do ano, é cruelmente abandonado. Mas quando descobre que Harry Potter finalmente terminou com seu namorado horrível, Draco tem certeza de que sua sorte mudou. Nunca sendo homem de desperdiçar uma oportunidade de vingança (e o que provavelmente seria uma transa espetacular), Draco jura fazer de Potter seu por um fim de semana.

    Agora tudo o que Draco precisa fazer é convencê-lo.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    When Harry submits his cock photo to a renowned Cock Critiquer and gets a terrible review, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully improve his skills.

    WARNING: THERE ARE QUITE A NUMBER OF VERY EXPLICIT MOVING COCK GIFS IN THIS FIC. They can be quite a shock to the system, so BE WARNED.

    Career Choices: Harry: Shiftless layabout; Draco: Cock Critiquer

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    28 Jan 2026

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