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“Let me just make sure I’m getting this straight,” Blitzø muttered, taking a long drag from his cigarette as he attempted to gather his post-nut thoughts, exhaling towards the ceiling and watching as the smoke dissipated among the rich velvet curtains above Stolas’ bed. “You want me to fuck you - like fucking fuck you - while you’re, what, snoozing away?”
“Essentially, yes,” Stolas affirmed, keeping his gaze firmly locked on his hands that he had twisted in his lap. “I just - you’re usually open to my suggestions so I just assumed -"
Stolas cut off suddenly, the white of his faceplate pinking as he struggled to find the words. “Of course, I don’t want to pressure you to do anything you’re not comfortable with, Blitzy,” he continued. “Please feel free to disregard -"
“I’m not uncomfortable,” Blitzø interrupted, because he wasn’t, not really.
or pre-"the full moon," blitzø indulges a request.
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detour to your heart by kylorithic for Summertimegladness08
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
15 Feb 2025
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“Why do you have some many fragile ass things hanging right by the front door?” Blitzø asked, frustrated that the glass seemed to keep breaking every time he tried to grab a piece. “That’s just asking for this shit to happen. And I don’t go around just breaking shit for no reason, so this was - listen, do you got a dustpan or some sort of broom? My fucking claws can’t -"
“Hey,” the voice snapped, the sudden stern tone causing Blitzø to pause in his attempts and finally glance up at who was speaking to him. If he had to have guessed the kind of demon who would work in a shop like this, he would have went with an older one, probably someone’s grandma or grandpa, with giant fucking glasses and one of those moth-eaten cardigans that looked like it had seen better days.
But this was -
Well.
or blitz and stolas meet under different circumstances. for helluva cupids 2025.
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you've got my heart (bursting at the seams) by kylorithic
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Dec 2024
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“Sorry, I just - aren’t you a prince?” Blitzø asked, voice confused as he gestured to the classroom surrounding them. “Why are you here?”
“My daughter goes to school here,” explained Stolas, only slightly thrown off by the line of questioning. “I asked to have a meeting because —“
“Yeah, I know, you should have seen my spit take when I realized there was a damn Goetia in my class during the first attendance roll call,” Blitzø interrupted. “But why? Don’t you rich folks have, like, tutors and shit like that?”
Stolas nodded. “Well, yes, but I wanted Via to have the chance to experience life as a normal child so, after my divorce, I decided to enroll her into public school.”
“Here?” Blitzø asked, brow furrowed in even more confusion if it were possible. “In Imp City?”
or via's new third grade teacher just so happens to be stolas' old friend. written for the helluva bang 2024.
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“I’m sure you’ve heard the rumors about that house over the hill.”
Blitzø hasn’t, not that he’s bothered to engage with any of the local townsfolk since he’s been in town, too busy trying to wrestle with the seemingly never ending to-do list he’s mentally made for himself in order to get the property up and running.
The attendant takes his silence as permission to continue. “Yeah, a bunch of weird shit. People’s pets going missing, people going for walks in that direction only to come back three days later and not remembering what happened. The manager from the post office swears he saw a guy in the window with red eyes and a pointy hat last week.”
Blitzø wonders if getting his groceries from this gas station is always going to take this long. It would be a real shame since the nearest market is another twenty miles south and he would hate to have to put more miles on his poor van than he has to.
“I mean, people say there’s a witch living out there,” Rusty continues, pushing some buttons on the cash register to finally bring up Blitzø’s total. “Weird, right?”
or blitzø inherits his family's old property and may or may not have a witch for a neighbor.
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tend to keep my heart locked water-tight by kylorithic
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
26 Jun 2024
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Stolas let him leave food and condiments he liked in the fridge, and didn’t argue with him when Blitzø started putting sticky notes on all his plants with their new names scrawled on them, like Neon Sign and Knock Off Stanley Cup. He had a toothbrush and a razor next to Stolas' in the bathroom, for fuck’s sake. And Stolas had never outright said the words, but the topmost left drawer of his bedroom dresser was exclusively Blitzø’s, if all the shitty band t-shirts and faded jeans it was filled with were anything to go by.
It made sense that they should move in together.
It did.
So, Blitzø couldn’t really explain the knot that was currently forming in his stomach with each word Stolas spoke.
or stolas asks blitzø to move in with him and blitzø promptly has A Crisis™ - a sequel to my coffeeshop/college au
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"I know the fucking alphabet," Blitzø continued as though Stolas had said nothing. His agitation was evident as he stood up, pacing on unsteady feet, boots hitting the ground with more force than necessary. "And who gives a fuck if sometimes you say I comes before M, you know? It's like food — they're all going in the same fucking place anyway —"
OR: You already know the IMP Training Video inspired a legion of fics of Stolas teaching Blitz the alphabet through sex.
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When Blitz dies in a bar fight--REAL fucking embarrassing, he does NOT wanna talk about it--that should be the end, right? Poof, done, nothing more.
But maybe things are a little more complicated than he ever realized, and while it's not a whole "It's A Hellish Life" thing, he's honestly surprised at the whole train of Significant People In His Life who've got a few final words to say for him--and not all of it is bad? Somehow?? Fucking wild.
(And also, maybe, just maybe, there's a whole big misunderstanding about the dying thing--whatever. Still fucking embarrassing, let's talk about it fucking never.)
[written for the Helluva Boss Mini Bang 2025, with art by Eveeka ❤️❤️]
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Stolas' infidelity leads him down a road he never thought he'd travel. But hey, at least his blackmailer is sexy.
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Ever since the words had appeared on Stolas's wrist, he'd dreamed of the day he'd get to meet his soulmate again, even if his duties wouldn't allow him to seek out the imp whose words were once tattooed on his wrist. So imagine his surprise when that very imp was dropped before him, when he was given a chance to build the connection that he'd always longed for.
There was just one issue, did Blitzø feel the connection too?
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06 May 2026
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“Shoot me,” Stolas said. In the past a blessed weapon would be needed, but in the state he was in now…this should do it. Did he want to die? No, he didn’t think he did. But it was difficult to gather the strength to want to live. He’d been trying to keep it together for Blitzø’s sake. He’d been trying so hard. But if Blitzø didn’t want him around anymore, then there was simply no one left to try for.
Blitzø looked at him in confusion. Then he shrugged, lifting his gun to aim at Stolas’ head. “I mean if that’s what ya want –”
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Shortly after Sinsmas, a version of Blitzø from the past shows up, having swapped places with present Blitzø, the one who actually liked Stolas. Stolas convinces this past Blitzø that he's his court-ordered secretary and nothing more, at least until he can find a way to undo what's been done.
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