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“What? What are you talking about?”
Draco sighs, shaking his head. “I’m saying that if you want to win this campaign, you have to be in a relationship.”
“Well, I’m not in a relationship,” Hermione snaps. “This entire discussion is wasting time, okay? We just have to find another angle. Maybe focusing on my political record--”
“I have someone. Someone who’s willing to help you out.”
Hermione pauses. Even Ginny’s gaze snaps up from her phone.
“Say that again?”
“Pansy Parkinson. From school. She’s been living in Paris for the past couple years, doing charity work and dabbling in local politics. She’s willing to pose as your very serious girlfriend until the end of the campaign.” Draco waves his hand around. “For something in return, of course.”
“No-- absolutely not!” Hermione says sharply. “We can’t do that!”
Draco cocks his head. “Can’t we, though?”
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Hermione’s on track to become the youngest Minister of Magic in history. There’s just one issue-- the polls hate her. Well, the polls hate her gayness, specifically. When a solution is presented that could fix everything, who’s she to decline?- Language:
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Hermione and Pansy’s eighth year at Hogwarts is coming to an uninspiring and rather dull end. After almost nine months of monotonous classes, stressful exams, and all of the other wonders of almost-adulthood, both are ready to get the fuck out of Hogwarts and not look back. The only consolation lies just beyond graduation-- Pansy has accepted a dream job offer, and the paperwork for Hermione’s London apartment has, at last, been finalized.
But, of course, it can’t last. When two idiots in their Charms class get into a fight, Pansy and Hermione are at the wrong place during the wrong time, and because of it they’re plunged into a chaotic and seemingly never-ending situation that threatens to derail their lives as they know it.
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"So you're a dyke now," Pansy said after they'd settled at a table far from the pounding noise, sipping on a mai tai.
Hermione winced. "Don't use that word."
"It seems you're never quite done policing what I can and can't say," Pansy said.
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a red rose grew up out of ice frozen ground by piesofrage
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Oct 2021
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The only thing that can take Hermione's mind off of how much she loathes her repugnant Potions partner are the notes from her mysterious pen pal.
And as for Pansy? She just wants to find a way to cast a permanent Silencio on Granger, and to reply to the charming stranger on the other end of her magical parchment.
(aka the Pansmione "You've Got Mail" AU)
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04 Jun 2026
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Al-Hashimi laughed again, almost mockingly. The mean lilt of it was so far removed from the emotionless, hyper-professional image Santos had built of Al-Hashimi in her mind that it stunned her into silence.
"I'm afraid you may have misplaced your faith," Al-Hashimi bit back.
In a rundown diner at five o'clock in the morning on July 5th, Santos loses one hero and finds another.
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