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    "Dear Mr. Potter,
    We are pleased to invite you back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this coming September..."

    Harry’s picked up more than one bad habit to cope with the aftermath of the war. Meanwhile, the students in his year are offered the chance to return to Hogwarts for a one-year apprenticeship.
    The catch?
    Apprenticeships are not chosen by the student, but by their natural magical aptitude. What happens when Harry is assigned to Severus Snape?

     

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    Post war, Harry is losing his mind. Somehow, Snape is the only one that can help him find it again.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “The water is not talking to you, Obi-Wan,” Feemor says without chastisement in his tone. “That’s the force you’re feeling, from the trees maybe.” The clippers turn back on. “Or a fish.”
    “Bones,” Obi-Wan says.
    The clippers turn off again.
    “Bones,” Obi-Wan repeats. “I want to be bones.”
    “You’re already bones. Where’d you get that idea?”
    Qui-Gon steps quietly closer to the door.
    “You’re scaring me, O’Ben,” Feemor says softly.

    (Obi-Wan suffers from a genetic and force-based condition that makes him want to drown himself in a bog. And sometimes that bog is the shape of a sink.)

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Anakin Skywalker, an 11-year-old slave two years separated from his mother, sees a caged man in front of a cantina, and hears whispers of a Jedi.

    Things spiral from there.

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    31 May 2026

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    ”To the honorable Jedi Council,” the boy began, expression slightly pained, “several months ago, war broke out amongst the three factions that call Melida/Daan home.”

    Qui-Gon’s brows furrowed as he continued listening.

    “The Melida and Daan Elders joined forces in their attempt to extinguish the third faction, one made up of the children of both Melida and Daan who had hoped to bring an end to the fighting that had plagued our world since before we were born.” His words echoed across the chamber, and Qui-Gon shifted uncomfortably at the looks he received from a few councillors.

    Nield was still speaking. ”Our attempts to form a government have been met with hostility…” Nield’s brow was furrowed, “As acting-governor, I would like to request Jedi assistance in mediating this issue.” There was a sour look on his face as he made the request.

    Qui-Gon remembered the overly confident boy. Remembered the glint of satisfaction in his eye when he outmaneuvered Qui-Gon on the shores of Lake Weir. Why hadn’t the request come from Obi-Wan?

    ”We await your response,” Nield concluded, the hologram fading.

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    24 May 2026

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    The communication operator looked sad, but she put the feed on the big screen in the room.

    It was Obi-Wan.

    The camera was focused on his face and upper chest, making it possible to see part of his tied hands. There was a collar around his neck that looked like a Force-Suppression or Force-Inhibiting device. It was dark where his padawan was lying, and the image was in dark vision.

    The boy had just opened his eyes and stretched his hands in front of him, giving Qui-Gon a front-row seat to see the realization dawning on his poor padawan's face.

    He was inside a coffin.

    A coffin made for Qui-Gon.

     
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    During what was supposed to be just a celebratory peaceful mission, an old foe from Qui-Gon's and Dooku's past came back for revenge. As if that wasn't bad enough, to hurt the two Jedi Masters, he targeted the youngest on their Lineage: Obi-Wan.
    Now it's a race against the clock to save the young padawan.
    But also, not everything is what it seems.
    (An entry for my Whumptober Bingo Card, with the theme "Buried Alive")

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    09 May 2026