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    Five years after Rey graduated from college, she's living the millennial dream: stressed, depressed, and working for a soulless social media tech giant. When she finally decides to throw away her dreams for good, a treasure from her past accidentally summons something she never expected: a monstrous demon straight from Hell.

    A demon who might just be her salvation.

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    “I don’t want my soul to have a landlord!” Rey sobbed, tears beginning to fall in earnest now. “I wanted to do what I wanted with it! It was mine! It belonged to me! I wanted to give it to whoever I wanted to have it, not for it to be subject to eminent domain!”

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    A Reylo divine rom-comedy, a.k.a: the modern/demon/office/literary/historical AU slow burn epic mishmash fic of my dreams. Come for the genre-bending and humor, stay for the philosophizing, non-standard demon lore, and eventual [ready-or-knot] monsterfucking. I don’t know, I don’t make the rules of demon anatomy.

    (Except when I do.)

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    VOLUME I: DESIRE (Chapters 1-22)
    VOLUME II: ECSTASY (Chapters 23-47)
    VOLUME III: ???

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Son of Jupiter. Praetor of Rome. Olympus' Saving Grace.

    Three years after the Second Titanomachy, Jason wakes up with no memories of who he was and only one name echoing in his mind: Reyna. Determined to reclaim the life stolen from him, he sets out across America to uncover his past and find his way home.

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    03 Jan 2026

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    A lot has happened between The Second Giant War and now. But the Gods are still stupid enough to believe that a harem and godhood can cure Percy's PTSD. [Percy/multi] [Starts out with an angsty plot, devolves into interconnected smutty two-shots that you can read however you like]

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    23 Oct 2025

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    The war between the Atlanteans and Olympians has been brutal. As the Olympians strive to bring all nations under their heel.

    Perseus has always prided himself a great warrior. But one mishap on the battlefield against the Olympian prince has left him bound and enslaved.

    Now he finds himself a slave to the Olympian prince, a shrewd man who shares little with his tyrant father. With no hope of escape, Perseus must use his wits to find his way back home. Or better yet, find a way to destroy the Olympian empire from the inside. Will he ever get to see the sea again or will he die trying?

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    23 Oct 2025

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    Hecate decides that the fight between her favorite legacies is too unfair. How is a teenager supposed to contend with the most dangerous dark wizard in the world, who has a decades-long head start? Her solution is to call in a somewhat different, slightly more jaded Percy Jackson as Harry's new bodyguard, to help level the playing field.

    Hogwarts' fairer half are more than grateful to have a new demigod hunk on the premises.

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    19 Sep 2025