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If this is Christmas, Ilya will start to believe in that stupid man who lives with polar bears and makes toys.
He'll believe in anything, any God, any religion, if Shane Hollander’s body is its temple.
Or: the sugary highs and lows of Christmas Day through the years, from Ilya Rozanov's perspective.
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15 Jul 2026
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Diamonds, dates, doughnuts, and details.
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22 Jun 2026
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if love is just a waste of your time, why not waste it on me? by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 May 2026
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Gusu Lan Bakery
Online Custom Order FormRequested Cake Type: [purple velvet]
Frosting: [red wine-flavored whipped fondant]
Filling: [margarita-flavored jello]
Size: [24 layers]
Shape: [rhombicosidodecahedron]
Writing on Cake: [sorry for lightly singeing ur couch. i just wanted to see if it was flammable, for science. i honestly think it looks better like that but here’s a cake since u apparently don’t agree]To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Your Order Could Not Be FulfilledHello,
The bakery is unable to complete your cake request from Order #103123 based on the information you provided. Apologies for the inconvenience.
Best wishes,
Gusu Lan BakeryOR: lwj is a baker. wwx wants to order a cake. what could go wrong?
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31 May 2026
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"He doesn't seem okay," Jimin notes, several long gracefully curling strands falling forward as he cranes his head in front of Taehyung's face to get a better look.
"He's fine. He's just a little shaken by your dick," Jin tells him without an ounce of shame, and Taehyung has the presence of mind to cut his eyes sharply in his direction.
"Ahhhh," Jimin hums appreciatively, turning back to Taehyung and fluttering his long lashes. "Well that's okay, honey. Lots of people are shaken by my dick. Granted, it's usually inside of them at the time."
(AU where supposedlystraightboy!tae falls for a pretty drag queen named Minnie and has a pretty chill questioning of his sexuality)
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19 May 2026
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Sieun knows that his parents just want him to move past it, to get over it, even if they won’t say it out loud. But there’s no moving past it—not as long as Suho stays like this. There’s nothing to propel him forward, nothing to knock him out of this equilibrium.
In physics, terminal velocity is the maximum constant speed attainable by an object falling through a fluid. It occurs when the sum of the drag force and the buoyancy is equal to the downward force of gravity acting on the object. Once it has been reached, the object has zero acceleration.
Sieun has been falling for a long, long time.
Ahn Suho wakes up. They pick it up from there. (Or: Ahn Suho's cram school for one.)
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16 May 2026