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Johnny gets retired, almost entirely against his will. And he's loathe to admit it, but the boredom is driving him out of his mind. That is, until, he meets the woman next door. And her baby.
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In which Johnny spends the better part of his retirement going just a little insane over the life he never thought he'd have.
Bookmarked by justagirlflying
26 May 2026
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16 Apr 2025
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I’m the hero of my story. I’m the villain of yours.
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07 Jun 2024
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Fitzgerald Series by RoseGoldCrystal
Fandom Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
07 May 2024
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02 Feb 2024

