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“...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”
“Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.
“That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”
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Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and nerd humor.
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- English
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- 126,678
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- 14/14
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08 May 2026
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Uchiha Sasuke is one of the most eligible bachelors in Konoha, looking for successful marriage. He is an elitist, a conservative duke who hates people who do not abide by the rules of society.
Uzumaki Naruto is a rebel, a mere commoner, who plans to revolutionize the system that favours only the rich.
When they accidentally meet at the spring ball, none of them suspects their beliefs would be shaken to their core.
The story takes place sometime in the middle of the nineteenth century, in European-like setting.
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- English
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- 214,031
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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- 560
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03 Jan 2026
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Naruto and Sasuke have been best friends since high school. Now they are living on their own, attending colleges miles away from each other. Naruto calls Sasuke on FaceTime almost every night, where they talk about the past and their new lives. But... they're still just friends, right? Somehow, the calls keep heating up with confessions, eating ramen shirtless, and some games of truth or dare.
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- English
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- 20,901
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 164
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- 1,052
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30 Dec 2025
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Sasuke refuses to let the fact that he's an omega dictate his life, and has worked hard to get to where he is today. When an early heat threatens to ruin a highly important contract there's only one solution. He needs an alpha to fuck the heat out of him.
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- English
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- 72,098
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 6
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- 997
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- 7,228
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23 Dec 2025
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Do Gamers Dream of Electric Boyfriends? by goldenhouse
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
29 Oct 2025
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When Till decided to try getting closer to Mizi through a shared interest in Valorant, he didn't expect to be the one playing the healer. He's not great at it, but that's fine. Give him a few months and a partner to practice with, and he'll be the best pocket Sage anyone could ask for. Enter bʌnny, local instalock Jett main.
Alternatively: Tillivan on their journey to becoming the most obnoxious jettsage edater duo in the lobby.
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- English
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- 5,335
- Chapters:
- 4/7
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- 1
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- 55
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- 199
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- 51
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15 Oct 2025
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my struggle is that i love hot older men and i really don’t want to settle by tionrio
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
30 Sep 2025
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The man sitting at the counter is handsome in a ragged way— He’s got brilliant teal irises and upturned sharp eyes and the way he grasps his shotglass screams competence, style, self-assuredness. His eyebags highlight the depth of his intense gaze.
It’s the man of his dreams. Often the wet ones, but still.
Upcoming rookie actor Ivan Alien Stage enters a gay bar, flirts horribly with a man 9 years older than him, and gets sulky he won't let him hit.
Then he goes to work and the same man is right there. What fun.
At least Luka and Mizi think it's funny.
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02 Oct 2025
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People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.
He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"
Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 3/3
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01 Sep 2025
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Gojo Satoru's guide to getting kidnapped by your handsome stalker by coffeeclouder
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Feb 2024
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Satoru has a stalker. When he finds out said stalker is handsome, he begs him to kidnap him—because that's the only sensible reaction, right?
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23 Aug 2025
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i was confident alone (now my heart's craving another) by noctetsai
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Jul 2024
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Yaga levels them all with a look. "You're being reassigned."
Shoko sighs. Oh boy.
Twin scrapes can be heard as Satoru and Suguru leap up, voices overlapping in protest.
or, Satoru and Suguru get separate assignments; this is widely considered a bad move
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- English
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- 32,773
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 276
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08 Aug 2025
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“Let’s get one thing straight,” Suguru says, his voice low and threatening, dark eyes glittering in the waning sunlight streaming through the windows. “I’m not doing this as a favor to you. I am doing this because you’re right about one thing and one thing only-- Megumi deserves better than a life with Limitless.”
Suguru leans in close enough that Satoru can count his individual lashes. Satoru’s heart thunders in his chest, his limbs cold and useless where he sits.
“And when all is said and done, I want you gone from my life. Permanently. I have worked too god damned hard to give my daughters some sense of normalcy, and if you fuck that up-- you will wish you’d stayed an agent. Are we clear, Satoru?”
Satoru’s nod is the barest flicker of movement. Suguru releases him and steps back.
“Good. Glad we understand each other.”
Or: the one where a young Megumi is thrust upon Satoru and they go on a good old-fashioned American cross-country road trip about it.
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- English
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- 9/9
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07 Aug 2025
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“Really now,” Gakuganji snorted, doubtful. “How convenient. Who is this alpha, then?” And of course, Satoru had seen that question coming as soon as his claim of having a mate was halfway out of his mouth, but by that point he was already talking and it was too late to stop.
“So nosy.” He wagged his finger in a tut-tut motion in the geezer’s face, watching him turn a horrible shade of angry red. “It’s Geto Suguru, of course.”
Satoru's sick and tired of all the higher-ups insisting he needs to find an alpha and settle down just because he's an omega, and the simple lie that Suguru is his mate seems like the easiest way to get some peace and quiet. What could go wrong?
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 13/13
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- 1
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- 713
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07 Aug 2025
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05 Aug 2025
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I'm Courting You Now, I Guess? by solarbishop
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Aug 2025
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Eyeing Gojo warily, Geto doesn’t relax but he does ask, “Why are you asking me to do this?”
Gojo huffs out a sarcastic laugh. “What alpha wouldn’t die for the chance to bitch the Gojo Satoru?”
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- 28/?
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05 Aug 2025
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Suguru, what are you doing?” Satoru breathed, looked down as Suguru reached for his hand and brought it to his lips, kissing it gently, “It’s raining.”
Suguru scoffed in disbelief, “Waiting for you, silly.”
“In the rain?”
“Mhm.”
Satoru arched an eyebrow, “Because?”
“I know how much you hate it,” Suguru replied, pulling him under the safety of the umbrella; and the calmness of the answer knocked Satoru off-kilter for a moment; utterly frozen in the look of sincerity that made him feel nervous, “Let me make your rainy days a little better, Satoru.”
Suguru explores the lengths that he will go to just to keep Satoru free of any burdens.
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04 Aug 2025
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my heart searches only for you by needajacket, totosheadset
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Jul 2025
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“Why don’t you want me?” Yuuji interrupts, voice small and at odds with how much larger than life he usually is. “Is it my family?” Yuuji continues, a tremble beginning in his voice. “Is it me? I know I’m not as smart as Kamo but…” he exhales, looking up at the ceiling, a single tear falling down the side of his face.
“I loved you. I love you. I’d be so good to you,” he hiccups, tears now spilling down his cheeks. He raises a hand to roughly wipe away his tears, over and over as new tears replace old ones until he gives up and holds his face in his hands.
A pinky promise made under the cover of night seals Yuuji and Megumi together from childhood to adulthood.
The story of how they grow up together, grow apart and find each other once more.
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- Part 1 of more than words
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- English
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- 19/20
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04 Aug 2025
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singular outlier by saturn_wisteria
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Jun 2026
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Gojo whips invisible lines and numbers in the air. He stops chewing on the butt of his pen and says, ”… that means you’ve dated 110.65 guys in the past ten years, which is 1.49% of the available gay population in Tokyo!"
"Wow. I’ve never been called a whore with numbers before." Geto blows his bangs off his face, which equals amusement. Gojo is fluent in his facial expressions.
"No, that makes you the perfect database of what men want!"
"So, you want me to write an essay about it? Give you tips?"
"Pfff, no. You’re taking me on a date. Many dates, actually, so I can map all variables."
Geto sighs. "I have only one condition: we are not having sex."
"Ugh, no. Never."
There are two things Gojo knows about himself:
1- He’s a genius: the strongest jujutsu sorcerer alive, the best sensei at Jujutsu High, and a PhD in Physics;
2- He’s a virgin.
Having never dated before, much less been in love, Gojo does what he does best: conducts in-depth scientific research. To maximize his success, he recruits his lifelong best friend and roommate, Geto.
The probability that they will remain just friends is 99.9%
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- English
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- 61,082
- Chapters:
- 13/16
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- 910
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04 Aug 2025