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They built the Thing long past the outskirts of town. It was far enough away so no respectable people: good - normal - people, would have to see it and think about the degenerates locked away there. Or worse, hear them.
They built the Thing out of solid red brick - a rusty red dredged up from the clay in the rivers. A good local clay fired by good local boys building an economy and industry in the town. When it rained, the slick facade of the building looked like it was bleeding - yet another reason for it to remain out of sight.
Of course, the problem with towns: they grow.
A fic about Arkham before and after the bats, and what makes Gotham the city it is.
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Heaven Through the Eyes of a Sinner by joschmo
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
26 May 2026
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One second he was swallowing down warm - disgustingly warm - blood, desperately trying not to let it go down the wrong pipe and fill his lungs even more. The next, he opens his eyes, a tube miraculously doing the breathing for him, no pain, clean light up above, and a holy angel looking down on him.
The Convict knows it was an Angel, even though it looked like a person, because no one’s eyes could ever be that kind.
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Dick wakes up in a cage, along with his siblings and Bruce. Underground and with no way out, they wait for backup. As hunger and thirst grows, their captor Ra's Al Ghul offers succor in exchange for a kiss from his beloved Detective. Dick's disgust turns to horror when he realizes the man isn't after Bruce, but another member of his family.
When every single member of their family is willing to jump on a grenade for every other member, their confinement is a powder keg waiting to go off as secrets are revealed.
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Cherry Apocalypse by joschmo
Fandoms: 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (TV), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Manga), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Anime)
03 Jun 2025
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Adachi is panicking about his upcoming date with Kurosawa when everything he knows turns upside down, again. Only this time, the status quo shifting isn't him gaining psychic powers. No, this time there's a deadly virus sweeping through the city, infecting everyone on the street, and causing the dead to rise.
Everyone is trapped in the office, waiting for government intervention during the zombie outbreak. As supplies dwindle and office politics rear their ugly head, Adachi and Kurosawa struggle to keep everyone calm while also keeping their burgeoning relationship under wraps.
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“Bella is-that is to say, her thoughts…” Edward struggled valiantly to find a way to phrase it before blurting out the shameful truth about his wife. “She’s stupid!”
Alice laughed. It felt pointed. Cruel.
“Oh, Edward. She’s not stupid. She’s a perfectly normal 18 year old high school girl,” Alice reassured as Edward’s expression grew more horrified with every word. “At worst she’s shallow, a shallow dish that’s reflecting your powers right back at you, showing you exactly what you want to see. Like Narcissus.”
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Joel and Ellie struggle to adjust to a completely new society from a background of overidealized nuclear family structure (Texas) and rising fascism (FEDRA, and also sometimes Texas).
A series of unconnected one shots showing Ellie and Joel slowly acclimatizing to Jackson. They both bring their own baggage but together they can work through it. Sometimes comedic, sometimes dramatic, these one shots are in no clear order, with the only overlap being some Jackson residents.
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“But you said you didn’t have a word for – for forcing someone into reproduction?”
“No. Is different, but equivalent violation. Means, to force to sleep.”
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Or, Dr. Ryland Grace has yet to confront the choices taken from him. Eridian norms, ironically enough, force the issue.
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17 Jun 2026
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“Why not a hook, though?” Brienne said, and Jaime followed her gaze to the golden hand covering his stump. He paused, and she added, “It’s pretty, but it’s not much use, is it?"
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14 Jun 2026
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ripe passion fruit by rkivexiao
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Oct 2023
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Shen Qingqiu is victim to an aging curse, much to his husband's delight.
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13 Jun 2026
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary (Comic) by BronzePlates
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
15 Jun 2026
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A comic re-posted from my Tumblr
There's no reason Simon would wake up on the Hail Mary and act rationally after dying in a blood ocean.
So, he doesn't
Good luck to Grace and Rocky
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13 Jun 2026
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Put a Ring In It by BiscuitFiction
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
30 Apr 2026
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[Suddenly, the sensation grows in strength, so potent that it brings him to his knees and-
“Wha- mmmn.” He moans aloud in the middle of a meeting. Oh, he is never living (afterliving?) this down.]In an attempt to keep Hua Cheng's ashes safe, Xie Lian swallows them. Chaos ensues.
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11 Jun 2026