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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,785
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 545
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- 2,939
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- 102,814
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24 Jun 2026
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Journey to the Centre of the Multiverse by AddictedApple
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
22 Jul 2025
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“This definitely isn’t my universe,” Jason said blankly.
“What the fuck?” Alternate-Jason asked, his crassness clashing with his neat business attire.
“Language, Jason,” Martha Wayne chided with a fond smile.
“Sorry, ma’am.”
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Or… Jason Todd discovers that he can travel through the multiverse (on top of his usual weirdness, ie, immortality) and chaos ensues.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 90,004
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 6,787
- Kudos:
- 6,023
- Bookmarks:
- 1,551
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- 119,204
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03 Jun 2026
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and judgment is just like a cup that we share by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jan 2022
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The blob finished rotating into place in a way that wasn’t quite compatible with geometry as Shen Qingqiu understood it, and cleared a throat it didn’t seem to have.
“Greetings,” it said, somehow clearly addressing him in particular more than the room as a whole despite its total lack of features other than blueness and translucency. “I’m here on behalf of the Hyper-Celestial Peace and Order Enforcement Bureau. Crime scene secure, proceeding to interviews. Beginning with Subject One: You are Shen Qingqiu, formerly Shen Yuan, also known as Peerless Cucumber?”
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,995
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 14
- Comments:
- 809
- Kudos:
- 7,296
- Bookmarks:
- 2,147
- Hits:
- 91,388
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08 Jul 2025
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Spider Spidey by riventhorn
Fandom Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Oct 2016
- Words:
- 9,914
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 732
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01 May 2025
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Through a Dark Prism and Into the Light by aldebaran26, njw
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Red Robin (Comics)
19 Jul 2023
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Stories about the various villain Tims, with art by Aldebaran and stories by njw. Parts one through six all overlap around chapter 5 (because Chessmaster likes to play with the multiverse) and can be read in any order. Part seven happens after the events of the other stories and will make the most sense if read after at least one of the first six stories.
Enjoy!
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- 169,524
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- 7
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- 683
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26 Mar 2025
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Oversharing is Caring by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2024
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"And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."
"That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.
"It comes down to his ass."
"Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!
He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,813
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 619
- Kudos:
- 10,931
- Bookmarks:
- 2,551
- Hits:
- 57,076
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24 Feb 2025
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The King's Coffin by RaaorQtpbpdy
Fandoms: DCU, Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Gotham Academy (Comics), DCU (Comics), Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics)
17 Mar 2023
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When a massive Lazarus Pit is discovered in the arctic, the Justice League races to get there before the League of Assassins. Inside it, they find a peculiar coffin which radiates magical energy.
[originally written for DP/DC Week 2022, but it got a little out of hand]
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- Part 1 of The King's Coffin Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 76,013
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 1,867
- Kudos:
- 12,065
- Bookmarks:
- 3,292
- Hits:
- 208,546
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30 Oct 2024
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Tumble by scheherezhad for nightwalker, kahn
Fandoms: 幽☆遊☆白書 | YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files
15 Jul 2013
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The way Yusuke actually loses his virginity goes like this.
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10 Aug 2024
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"Well, looks like we're all Sith Lords, now. I hope you've all been practicing your most menacing laughter for our first run in with the Jedi Council."
Ben could only sigh and raise a distasteful eyebrow at the cross shaped, red lightsaber he was given. Down the line other students were also handling their new weapons and robes with a raised eyebrow here and quizzical expression there.
"Really, uncle?"
"Really. I don't want to compete with the local Jedi population."
Why did Jedi politics and time travel have to be so difficult?
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Through the spite of the spirits or plain rotten chance, a door that would have been better left untouched has opened. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Even the Dragon-King's temple floods.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 196,311
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 45
- Comments:
- 1,850
- Kudos:
- 7,117
- Bookmarks:
- 4,683
- Hits:
- 288,750
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27 Mar 2024
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The Importance of the Silent E by pagination
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Final Fantasy VII
28 Apr 2020
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“I think this must be Voldemort,” Vincent said, staring at the ranting Bad Rap. Cloud was skeptical, and this was coming from a man named after a weather phenomenon. “He’s the local dark lord, considered one of the more powerful magic users on the planet.”
There was nothing about that statement that Cloud didn’t take issue with. “Really?” And then, because it needed to be said, pointed out, “He’s pretty pale.” Maybe ‘Dark Lord’ referred to his tragic fashion choices?
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- Part 2 of Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,537
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 54
- Kudos:
- 1,336
- Bookmarks:
- 278
- Hits:
- 11,440
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02 Mar 2024
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Deluxe System 2.0: Co-op Mode! by kitsunealyc
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jan 2021
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Standing on the edge of the Endless Abyss, Shen Yuan chooses to take the point deduction and die rather than shove Luo Binghe over the edge.
What can the System do except engage the failsafe mode and restore the account of the original user?
(or, Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu become trapped in the same body and are forced to cooperate in order to survive the plot and achieve their happy endings)
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 74,783
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 23
- Comments:
- 2,068
- Kudos:
- 11,584
- Bookmarks:
- 3,361
- Hits:
- 217,542
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27 Feb 2024
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AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandom Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, No Fandom, Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026), Undertale (Video Game)
07 Feb 2026
- Words:
- 93,843
- Works:
- 21
- Bookmarks:
- 4,888
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04 Jan 2024
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If The Apocalypse Comes, Summon Me by Anti_kate
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
01 Feb 2020
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“What’s to stop me from killing you all the second you let me out?” He says, low and dangerous now.
She steps closer, right to the edge of the circle, and they’re very close, separated only by air and magic.
“You’ll be stuck here forever,” she says, simply. “But if you help us, we’ll get you back where you came from. Home.”The Buffy/Good Omens crossover no-one asked for (but I wrote anyway).
Crowley is summoned to another dimension, which happens to be Sunnydale? I don’t know either. It was mainly an excuse for me to write about my two favourite disaster demons.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,888
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 95
- Kudos:
- 902
- Bookmarks:
- 165
- Hits:
- 4,239
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01 Dec 2023
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**Major Eternal Spoilers** **Ancient Gods DLC spoilers for the final chapter**
No one, not the Khan Maykr or the priests, not even Samur Maykr, ever grasped how intelligent VEGA was. VEGA could run all of their worlds. He could commit atrocities the likes of which those small races could not fathom and create wonders enough to entrance them for the rest of time. His only limits were his available RAM and data, and if he was given access to drones and 3D printers, those limits would not exist for very long. Everyone was very lucky he wasn't interested in that.VEGA is created at the UAC Mars Installation, but he remembers who he was before. This kicks off a mind-game between himself and Samuel Hayden that eventually terminates, by Olivia Pierce's treachery, in an invasion from Hell. VEGA finds himself balancing between guiding survivors on the installation, navigating treacherous mental ground with Hayden, and trying to stop the Doom Slayer from blowing himself up by mistake.
(The Doom Slayer appears for the first time in Chapter 4, so if you want to skip right to the shippy stuff, start there.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 136,682
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Comments:
- 510
- Kudos:
- 1,000
- Bookmarks:
- 234
- Hits:
- 24,796
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03 Jul 2023
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R2-D2 Saves the Galaxy (Okay, so Obi-Wan helps a little) by kj_feybarn
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
15 Feb 2023
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R2-D2 was hoping for a little bit of excitement when he was sent with Mistress Padme and Little Ani as part of Mistress Padme's protection. That was not what he got.
Now, Jedi Kenobi is clearly in trouble. As far as R2 can see, the best way to keep Mistress Padme safe is to save Jedi Kenobi.
Clearly, R2-D2 is the droid for the job.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,761
- Chapters:
- 14/?
- Collections:
- 25
- Comments:
- 3,462
- Kudos:
- 11,454
- Bookmarks:
- 3,875
- Hits:
- 206,943
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07 Jun 2023
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By the Shape by acernor, kamkamquats
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 May 2021
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Oh no, Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu have swapped bodies! What will Shen Qingqiu do about Binghe? Will Shen Qingqiu's robes survive? However will they cure it...?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,652
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 106
- Kudos:
- 2,530
- Bookmarks:
- 331
- Hits:
- 20,662
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16 Dec 2022
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Loaded God Complex, Cock It And Pull It by Camorra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2022
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There were three things of which Shen Yuan was absolutely certain.
The first, that Luo Binghe was an irredeemable jackass.
The second, there was a part of Luo Binghe, and Shen Yuan didn't know how large, that wanted Shen Yuan dead for trussing him like a pig and dumping him on his own front porch.
And the third, that Shen Yuan was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Luo Binghe.
P S Y C H !Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 69,961
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 526
- Kudos:
- 4,752
- Bookmarks:
- 1,239
- Hits:
- 60,701
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09 Dec 2022
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The Makings of Fate & Extras by Ilthit
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Apr 2022
- Words:
- 41,271
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 382
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03 Dec 2022
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Through the Looking Glass by LadyHammerlock
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Telltale Series (Video Game)
18 Oct 2019
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A strange artifact found in the hands of a criminal sends John Doe to another world; a world in which he and Bruce Wayne are the worst of enemies, instead of the best of friends. Two different versions of Bruce Wayne find themselves coming face to face with a version of the Joker that they are completely unequipped to deal with.
Telltale Batman and comic canon/Arkham crossover.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,183
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 277
- Kudos:
- 3,702
- Bookmarks:
- 596
- Hits:
- 44,338
Bookmarked by jongle
17 Nov 2022