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To Wesker's credit, he'd actually booked himself a hotel room, which was more than could be said for his European disappearances, where he'd simply walk into a warehouse party on Friday evening and wouldn't leave until promptly before his return flight.
The lock finally turned and Will looked up from the report he'd been pretending to read. He wished he hadn't.
Albert stepped through the door carefully- a concerted effort not to stumble, clearly- looking like he'd been dragged backwards through every nightclub in Miami.
Of which there were many.
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Albert Wesker has a nasty habit of disappearing, and Umbrella has a nastier habit of sending the only man who can reliably pull him back from the brink on rescue missions.
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17 Jun 2026
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Weeks before Uroboros is complete, Wesker has visions of none other than William Birkin and is forced to confront his emotions. Takes place during Resident Evil 5.
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02 Jun 2026
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'cause that's just who i am this week by secretly_a_savior
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
31 May 2026
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weskerphd: thinking about last year's conference
Will closed his eyes, gaze flickering up uselessly like the backs of his eyelids might somehow relieve him from this. Albert Wesker was drunk, lonely, horny, and hundreds of miles away, and determined to make it Will's problem regardless of the distance.
DrB1rk1n: If I recall correctly there was a thrilling discussion on prion diseases.
weskerphd: which was stupid because prions are not viruses
weskerphd: but that's not the part that i am remembering
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William Birkin is left behind to hold down the fort at home for a week while Annette Birkin and Albert Wesker represent Umbrella at a virology conference. His ego takes a hit that Wesker seems intent on easing.... via AOL Instant Messenger.
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02 Jun 2026
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if home is where the heart is then we're all just fucked by secretly_a_savior
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
25 May 2026
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"Is that where we are now? Your excuse to interrupt my dinner this evening was a height update?" Wesker asked in sheer disbelief. He pinched the phone between his ear and shoulder and continued cutting the peppers, irritated.
"Somebody's Uncle Al promised her that when she hit four feet tall, he'd take her to the amusement park."
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Albert Wesker has survived human experimentation, corporate espionage, and Umbrella in general. Sherry Birkin's tenth birthday party might be what finally does him in.
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02 Jun 2026
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my grace by some_pomegranate_tea
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
31 May 2026
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Grace tries copying the tones.
Rocky hums. “Close. Skip first note.”
“Why? You always include that.”
“This means… of Rocky, possessive. Of the speaker.”
“My.”
“Correct. But only for names.”
“So you’re calling me…?”
Rocky repeats the word: “My Grace. Yes.”
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31 May 2026