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Matt swallows his feelings with the rest of his beer and discards the bottle on the carpeted floor, cracking open another one. Owen gives him a disgusted look.
"You're a pig," he tells Matt, but there's fondness to it, a certain twinkle in his eye.
Matt shrugs. "I'll pick it up later."
"Uh huh. Do I even want to see your motel room?"
"I invited you over, didn't I?" Matt sniffs, acting mock offended. "You don't know I didn't make my room up nice, just for you."
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In the throes of temporary blindness, Matt asks Jay for some help. Jay obliges, after a fashion.
"This is a trick," Jay says, wrenching his sleeve out of Matt's hand and crossing his arms. "You're just, uh, trying to get me to touch your dick so you can call me gay. I bet you don't even have to pee."
"You're gonna find out how bad I need to pee in a second," Matt says, oddly threateningly.
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don’t have a life without me by jdmara
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
31 Mar 2026
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OR: How CoverBand!Matt beat death and got his Jay back.
“It’s nice to be Bird again.”
“Aw,” Matt says affectionately. “Kinda homo.”
“C’mon, Matt, it’s 2026,” Jay protests, clearly bristling.
“Exactly! It’s 2026! Can’t a man call his old friend a bit of a homo in peace?”
“It’s just that you’re ruining the, the nice moment,” Jay shoots back, his voice hitting a whiny pitch.
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Matt and Owen have a movie night while they're at Matt's family's cottage. Things devolve from there.
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Within the first fifteen minutes, Matt turns to him and says, breathy with laughter, "Dutch sounds stupid, eh? Like English and German all mixed up and turned inside out."
"C'mon, man, I'm trying to keep up with the captions," Owen says. "Can you not…"
"Not talk? But that's half the fun. Oh, shit, she's taking her top off, look. You can always rely on Verhoeven for tit shots. The man loves tits. We should re-watch Starship Troopers sometime."
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The man, if it indeed was a man, could barely move his jaw. Every word leaked out from between his clenched teeth from where he crouched, huddled in the brush, his hulking body trapped in a painful looking position.
In the woods outside Munchkinland, Dorothy makes her first friend in this strange new place.
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a silent charge in a coil of wire by jdmara
Fandom Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - All Media Types
04 Feb 2026
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I’ve got some things to say about Boq and now you’re gonna hear about them!! (loosely set in the same universe distinguished only by my headcanons and what I think is a fun vibe to explore at the moment)
(series name is a lyric from "magnets caught in a metal heart" by thursday)
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A series of meditations on how life warps around being packed in a stinky little van on the road, how it feels to be at the very beginning of something important, and how love can begin to bloom absolutely anywhere.
Series title from “Horseradish Road” by The Mountain Goats.
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An interpretation of the canon in which Soren is working for the mysterious government agency wiping the memories of the After Hours crew, for reasons unknown... incorporating a lot of theories found in the After Hours fandom. If you have a theory you think would fit in well with my story, do tell me and I will see if it fits somewhere.
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A night somewhere in 2008. Filmic exorcisms.
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14 Jun 2026
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"Uhhh," says Matt. The mouth, Jay said? His mouth? Jay has looked at his mouth? "You. I. Um."
"I haven't thought about it," Jay says in defense against some claim that Matt has not made, and the pinkish flush is a violent scarlet now. "Before just now, when you said I was sexist. But I'm proving—I'm not sexist. I would say a guy would give good blowjobs."
"You'd say I specifically would give good blowjobs," Matt says, finding his voice.
"Only so that you'd know I'm not sexist!" Jay says. There's an air of desperation to his voice now.
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09 Jun 2026
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so twisted fate by slowmoon
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
06 Jun 2026
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There are no windows in the Skydome’s cramped detention room so nobody gets the moment that Jay’s nose starts bleeding, dripping heavily into his lap. His hands are still cuffed behind his back. He tries to wipe the blood off on his shoulder and succeeds in smearing it across his lips, over his left cheek. It keeps dripping like a leaky faucet.
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07 Jun 2026
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cinéma verité by falteringstar
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
02 Jun 2026
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On July 11, 2025, Canadian singer-songwriter Jay McCarrol was arrested for the murder of Luke Lalonde, a member of his live band. He was charged with second degree murder and sentenced to 8 years of incarceration in a federal correctional facility.
Famously, despite damning and public video evidence and multiple eyewitness accounts, McCarrol has denied any and all connection to the crime.
On December 25, 2026, Jon “Matt” Johnson was arrested on charges of domestic terrorism. He was sentenced to 12 years of incarceration in the same facility.
The audio you are about to hear was recorded in the Collins Bay Multilevel Correctional Institution between the dates of February 19 and March 3, 2027.*
*Certain sections have been edited for brevity.
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02 Jun 2026
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my impeccable disorder by attheborder
Fandoms: Mile End Kicks (2026), Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
24 Apr 2026
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"it’s canon that grace made out with jay mccaroll backstage at a tokyo police club show in 2008" — Chandler Levack, April 22, 2026
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27 May 2026