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    “Steve’s been hit with a curse,” Natasha said. She said it calmly, so Bucky didn’t immediately go flying out of the apartment to tear apart the Tower in search of Steve. Then again, Natasha would probably be calm if New York City spontaneously burst into flames. He lowered the coffee pot and squinted at her.

    “Of course he has,” he said. He felt, abruptly, exhausted. “What is it?”

    “The witch kept ranting about sexual repression and archaic moral principles,” she continued blithely.

    “It’s not like you to prevaricate, Romanov.”

    Natasha pressed her lips together. For a moment, Bucky thought she might start laughing. “It might be easier just to show you.”

    OR: Steve’s been hit with a rather telling curse.

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    “I’ve heard all about you, of course,” Aziraphale chattered. “The fearsome god of the underworld.” He shot a grin over his shoulder. “You don’t seem all that fearsome to me.”

    Crowley glared. He could be fearsome if he wanted to. He was just choosing not to be fearsome right now, since it required rather more effort than he preferred to exert.

    “Actually, you seem rather sweet,” continued Aziraphale.

    Crowley jerked up, scowling. “Sweet? Sweet? I am not sweet. What on earth makes you think I’m sweet?”

    Aziraphale nodded towards Cerberus, who had flopped over onto his back, wriggling on his massive pillow, all four legs waving in the air. “Your dog has a pillow finer than your own throne,” he pointed out.

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    “Do you know what that is?” Bruce asks, voice low, but that’s not really new, for him.

    “It’s Thor’s hammer-thingy,” Bucky shrugs. “Look, man, I know it was shitty to give it a swing without him knowing, I’m sor—”

    “You swung it?”

     

    Self-indulgent character-insertion born from this Avengers: Age of Ultron sneak peek.

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    So: the thing about controlling your own timeline for coming out to the public about being engaged to the your very public rival who just so happens to also be the love of your whole goddamn life?

    You’ve got a lot of leeway. A lot of opportunities to slip up and give yourself away.

    Though: should your fiancé just so happen to be an absolute menace and troll extraordinaire on main, you might end up giving yourself away all the goddamn time, and on purpose, while no one fucking notices.

    OR: three times Ilya and Shane really should have been caught out for being halfway married, and one last time when they (read: Shane) finally accepted that people were generally too stupid to put the obvious pieces together, even if those pieces were painted in neon colours, sitting right in front of their faces.

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