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Strange things, dreams. How much credence should we give to where our subconscious takes us?
There were many things Draco did not need in his Sixth Year. He did not need Theodore Nott implanting strange dreams in his head, for one.
In the ensuing years, he did not need to constantly remember that blissful, impossible dream. He further did not need Potter bursting into his mostly turned-around life to embroil him in a conspiracy at Azkaban. And he definitely did not need to embark on a clandestine investigation into prisoner mistreatment with Hermione Granger.
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04 Jun 2026
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Hermione is familiar with fighting: for respect, for attention, for justice. She’s even made a career of it; working on behalf of creatures and beings. But her battle against the Ministry’s marriage law is one she loses. Badly. And now, she has to contend with not only public derision and patriarchal politics, but her growing feelings for her government-mandated spouse.
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02 Jun 2026
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Pansy Parkinson was an evil, enterprising genius. Perhaps not evil, per se, more ethically-grey. Evil adjacent.
And pairing that pseudo-evil energy with entrepreneurial flair had landed Hermione in her current predicament.
Draco Malfoy was approaching her table looking absolutely thrilled to be dining with her this evening.
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01 Jun 2026
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Hermione Granger and the Quest for the Perfect Penis by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2021
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Hermione Granger is unimpressed with penises. It's something she is beginning to resign herself to. But her curiosity is sparked by rumours of one in particular, and she will not rest until she has seen it for herself.
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31 May 2026
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It began as a way for Hermione to remember her parents, to honour a part of her childhood. But now every Christmas season, Draco Malfoy finds a way into her holiday tradition of attending a performance of The Nutcracker.
Written for D/Hr Advent 2020.
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30 May 2026

