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wallet? check. keys? check. secret immortal? check. by ivara
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard 2 (Movie 2025)
14 Jul 2025
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Andromache isn't the only one with a secret immortal she forgot about in her back pocket.
Outside, as Nile replies, there’s a faint “hup!” sound like someone doing a 10 ft vertical leap and then swinging over the balcony railings. Nile says, “Joe’s out on the -”
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personally, I suspect death puts us beyond their power by ivara
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Jul 2023
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When she takes the position in the archives, when she kills the thing that killed Angus back, she takes the recorder with her.
The Grinning Wheel goes up in crackling flames.
The summer heat is muggy, the roar of the fire lingering in her ears, and Gertrude is overhot, shaky with adrenaline and misplaced fear. She hides her shakes in the press of people on the tube, the livid burns on her hands in the pockets of her jacket. The metal of the tape recorder is cool against her skin. It feels like a job well done. It feels like satisfaction. It's only when she's shut the door in the silence of her flat that she hears the whiir. It's run out of tape.
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Over the years, the sound stops.OR: a study of Gertrude Robinson on tape through the years. The choices add up.
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pity the man that stands in my way by ivara
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
13 Apr 2021
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there's just such a disconnect between Hilda's voiced proposals to sit each battle out and her brutal axe murder capabilities
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Don't Let This Fading Summer Pass You By by DesdemonaKaylose
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
01 Jun 2026
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"You didn't– you don't like me!" Gai managed.
Kakashi frowned. "I like you, Gai. Have I really never told you that?" A depressing thought occurred to him. "Oh. Am I dead? Is that it?"
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The thing about it is that, while some people grow into themselves, Kakashi is the sort of person who grew out of himself. He wasn't ever very good at being a child. Gai hadn't noticed it when he was a child himself, but now that he's got a teenage version of his rival on hand to compare with, he's starting to come to some belated realizations. It shouldn't be surprising; who really gets to be a child in a ninja village? But Kakashi was definitely worse at it than most.
He'd feel sympathetic, except for how the cocky little bastard keeps inexplicably hitting on him.
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22 Jun 2026
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"Lighten up, Kakashi! This can either be a grueling march or a brave quest. All I'm doing is letting it be a brave quest."
"Don't you think you should take this a little more seriously?"
Gai drew himself up, every golden muscular inch of him. "I take everything seriously, Kakashi, that's what you don't get about it! There's nothing more serious than having a positive attitude." He paused there for a moment, looking down at Kakashi, and then clutched his hands to his face. "Ahhhhh I keep forgetting who I'm talking to!"
Always with the dramatics. Maito Dai had been just as over the top at thirty-five, if not worse, so Kakashi wasn't really surprised. Some things are in the bones.
"What's he like?" Kakashi asked. "The me you're used to."
Gai pulled his hands apart and peered down at Kakashi. "I don't know if I should tell you," Gai said, sounding more serious than Kakashi expected. "Never meddle in jutsu you don't understand, they always tell me."
"And since when do you listen?"
Gai changed the subject. "Well, my Kakashi is like—he's like—hm!" he tapped his jaw with both hands, staring up at the dark canopy. "He's a brilliant shinobi, renowned throughout the ninja world, a man who is true of heart and loyal to the end!"
Kakashi nodded indulgently. Of course Gai would say that.
"And also," Gai went on, "he's a lazy, do-nothing bastard who thinks he's too cool for a normal conversation! He's a real asshole! He never acts like he takes anything seriously, and he has terrible taste!"
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“Well, that’s not entirely true.”
They all turned. Leaning against Gai’s shoulder like the man was a convenient fence-post, there was a taller and more solid version of Kakashi watching them through a curved smile. He wiggled his half-gloved fingers.
“Hi,” he said, “we’ve met before. I’m Hatake Kakashi.”
Gai, who had just crossed his arms and stood obligingly in place while the other man used him as a post, blew out an annoyed huff of air. “Children, meet my rival,” he said. “The current and proper version of him.”
“I’m the proper version?” the elder Kakashi asked, slightly disbelieving.
“Compared to this perverted little bastard,” Gai replied, and then instantly slapped his hands over his mouth, looking with wide eyed mortification at the kids.
Elder Kakashi looked at Younger Kakashi with an expression like “Really? What did you do now.” This was a look he most associated with Captain Shikaku, but the older version of him was recreating it pretty well.
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
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20 Apr 2025
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“Miss Cunk, the story will not take centuries to tell, just that it covers centuries,” Louis says, his face growing very concerned.
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“Jesus,” I mutter, but I keep eating.
Louis sucks the blood out of Rashid’s neck as Rashid looks like he’s about to cum. I’m having a decent time watching, but it’s doing something to Daniel psychologically.
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The living Danny—maybe playing along, or maybe responding genuinely—raised both hands in a show of harmlessness. Like Lancer truly had him at gunpoint.
Danny Fenton’s wet cold dead body was so heavy in Lancer’s single cradling arm.
“Who are you?” Lancer asked very simply.
And Danny, arms still raised high, let out a sigh deep enough to deflate his shoulders. Whatever light was in his eyes went dull, resigned to an acceptance Lancer could not in the moment understand.
“I am your worst student,” Danny answered. And he lowered one arm exclusively to point. “And THAT is the dead body of my ghost clone.”
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Alone on the farthest outskirts of Amity Park, Danny Fenton and Edward Lancer bury the dead body of Danny's clone. It is long and tedious work, and Danny can't dodge Lancer's questions forever. Surely it's only fair of Lancer to demand to know what he has been pulled into. Surely Danny could use someone on his side, now that his evenings are spent burying his clones.
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The Monster At The End Of This Fairy Tale by ryfkah for chaoticrandomness
Fandoms: Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Revolutionary Girl Utena
13 Aug 2015
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This is the real world, isn't it?
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Bookmarked by ivara
13 Apr 2026