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    Being famous means that a lot of people develop certain perceptions of you.

    Ilya Rozanov generally doesn't mind this. He has, after all, spent years curating that very perception.

    He minds it a lot more when people have certain misunderstandings about his husband, and sets out to rectify them in his signature chaotic way.

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    Or; 4 times Ilya taught the world about his husband, and one time Shane did.

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    It's not the worst thing Cliff's ever done, by far, but he wouldn't exactly say he's proud of it either. It's surprisingly easy to get the number from Roz's phone, despite it being practically glued to his hand all the time. But 8 shots and 3 beers will do that to a man, Cliff supposes - even a Russian one.

    He's doing this for Roz, and for the team. Sure, the boys had probably been joking when they'd mentioned going "straight to source" to solve The Montreal Jane Problem, but the last 6 weeks had been frankly unbearable. He wasn't sure what exactly Roz had done, but it had to be fixable. They'd been texting for years, for christ's sake. Undoubtedly messy and unconventional, but clearly this Jane was way more important than Roz was willing to admit. Maybe even to himself.

    Maybe that was the problem.
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    (Or, Cliff starts texting "Jane" before the 2017 All Star Game, and things sort of go from there.)

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    matty @hollanderssock: oh to be a montreal fan in the stands in 2010 making eye contact with THIS shane hollander and capturing his baby gay heart before i*ya r*zanov had the chance to sink his claws in

    [photo: Shane on the bench in a Montréal jersey during the 10/11 NHL season, filtered so that his cheeks are more visibly freckled]

    posted 24-Nov-2023 17:51

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    Ilya Rozanov@rozanov81 replied to @hollanderssock: 😂😂 Thank you for the funny tweet Mr ‘Hollander's Sock’ but my claws were already in

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    Ellie 🏒🌈 @hollanovgirlie24 replied to @rozanov81: sorry WHAT 

     

    or; 2023 is perhaps the best year of Ilya Rozanov's life so far (as told through the contents of his phone)

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    Hayden Pike and his group chat of coworkers are pretty sure their new manager Shane has a parasocial obsession with a professional hockey player.

    He talks about him constantly, knows everything about him, watches every game, and even has candid photos of him that are definitely not available through conventional sources. So naturally, they decide to intervene to find him a man who actually knows he exists.

    Shane, for his part, has no idea what they're talking about.

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