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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    “What would I know?” Wilson muses idly, “I’m just the person who you both tell all of your secrets to, including how you feel about each other. Which is why you came in here to let me know, personally, that you’re together- so I would give you my approval and tell you that I think this is a great idea, like you do with everything.”

    (rewrite of that buckwild scene in s7e02 where cuddy and house make out to convince wilson that they’re dating- in which wilson gets them to go further to prove that they don’t need him as a middleman. and definitely not because he needs them to bang in front of him while he tells them what to do)

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    12 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    Hilson gay sex

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Their roles were reversed, holding Wilson like his life depended on it (it did), like he was something incredibly precious (he was). Wilson’s eyes were misty. “I don’t want to die.”

    House's lower jaw shivered. “I know.”

    Wilson weighed out the moment, conflict warring in his eyes. “You’ll be here, won’t you?” His voice cracked. “I—I need to know you’ll stay. I won’t be able to do it alone. I need you.”

    “I’ll stay.” Always, always, always.
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    In which Wilson pursues treatment for his cancer, no matter the cost.

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    19 Nov 2025

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    completely underrated post-canon fic. need to keep tabs on this one

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    21 Sep 2020

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    --APPROXIMATELY A BILLION FUCKING CONSORTS AND CHESS PEOPLE, ALONG WITH A LOT OF USELESS GOD MODED LAYABOUTS ARE LEAD TO SUCCESSFUL COLONIZATION AND ESTABLISHMENT BY A SUCCESSFUL AND COMPASSIONATE LEADER, AND LONG-SUNDERED SOULMATES TORN APART BY FEAR AND DEVASTATING, MIND-BOGGLING STUPIDITY ARE REUNITED AT LAST BY A WISE, COMPASSIONATE BOSS / GUIDANCE FIGURE AND HIS LOYAL, EFFICIENT RIGHT-HAND MAN. THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE CRYING SCENES, TWO KISSES, AND OVER TEN TOTAL MINUTES OF REAL-TIME DESCRIPTION OF LONGING GAZES AND TENDER HUGS. 2 RESOUNDING ENDORSEMENTS OF BELOVED MUNICIPAL OFFICIALS. PRIMERS ON HUMAN/TROLL INTERSPECIES ROMANCE.

    THIS TEXT IS SUGGESTED SCHOOLFEEDING MATERIAL FOR ALL REASONABLY GROWN HATCHLINGS GAZING OUT ON THE BLIGHTED WASTELAND OF THEIR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS, WISHING THEY WERE DEAD, AND DESPERATELY YEARNING SOMEONE WOULD CLUE THEM IN ON JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

    RATED 8(17)+ AND UP.

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    01 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i found this at a time i really needed it.
    the characterization feels like a continuation from canon and the topics it delves into are both hard to confront and painfully realistic. it's basically a play in self-pity and then getting schooled as to why you're not hot enough shit to have fucked absolutely everything up.
    it's cathartic, to say the least.