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Guided By A Beating Heart by torakowalski
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil
08 Oct 2020
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Grantaire's voice curls as though he’s laughing at a private joke. “You seem… alive?”
“Why wouldn’t I be?” Enjolras asks. When Grantaire doesn’t answer, just shrugs, Enjolras finds himself pressing, “Why wouldn’t I be alive?”
Grantaire looks at him directly for the first time. There’s no warmth in his expression, no amusement or affection, nothing Enjolras is used to seeing there. “Why would you be? It’s been four years, dude.”
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13 Jun 2026
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“Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”
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- English
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- 6/6
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13 Apr 2026
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walking through windows by CorvidCordelia
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Feb 2026
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“Shane Hollander’s having a big gay wedding.”
Ilya’s ball rocketed sideways into the woods with a crack like a rifle shot; somewhere in the trees, a goose honked in outrage.
“Jesus Christ,” Tyler said.
“Wow,” Marly said. “That was…what the fuck was that, Roz?”
Ilya was gripping the club so hard his knuckles had gone white. “Bad swing.”
“That wasn’t a bad swing, that was like a physics-defying swing. I didn’t know you could make a ball go in that direction. You okay?”
“Fine.” Hollander was getting married. Getting gay married. Who the fuck was Hollander marrying? He wasn’t even… Ilya cleared his throat, shoved his biggest club back in the bag, noted distantly that his hands were shaking. “Hollander is gay?”OR: Ten years after the Tampa Bay All-Star Game, Ilya Rozanov crashes Shane Hollander's wedding
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- 8/8
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02 Apr 2026
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russianstallion messages hollabackgirl on Grindr for some fun, but then they keep showing up at the same places, conveniently right when Boston and Montreal have a game against each other.
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Shane and Ilya, unbeknownst to each other, are sexting on Grindr while still being rivals on the ice.*SMAU that was previously uploaded to twitter is now on ao3 for ease of reading*
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29 Mar 2026
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i'll let you set the pace ('cause i'm not thinking straight) by aidaninkling
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Apr 2026
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And oh, Ilya was a weak, weak man.
Because Shane had clearly gotten the wrong advice from someone along the line.
And as his RA, his mentor and guide in the first year of Shane's college career, he was meant to correct that. Steer his charge clear of such horrible, terrible ideas as asking their “straight” RA to teach them how to kiss behind their boyfriend's back. Say no, malysh, you really don't need to worry about this, your first kiss should be with someone you love and trust and really want to kiss.
“Okay,” he said, instead, and thought that at least he wasn't going to be sent back to Russia.
He was going to be sent straight to hell.
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- Part 1 of these horny fucking college kids
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- English
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- 22,292
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- 4/4
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23 Mar 2026
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get him back! by flairlies
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?
Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.
+Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa
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01 Mar 2026
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at the end of suffering, there’s a home by aioio
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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Sets during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Yuna Hollander is tired, cautious, and quietly prejudiced. Ilya Rozanov is sick, far from home, and far more fragile than she’s prepared for.
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27 Feb 2026
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apply pads (shock now!) by blongblong
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jan 2026
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When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic—and notorious asshole—Ilya Rozanov.
Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting.
(shane just wants to do his job and ride the ambulance. ilya thinks shane should be riding him, instead.)
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- Part 1 of return of spontaneous circulation
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- English
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27 Feb 2026
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I Keep Telling Myself, I'm Not the Desperate Type by OrYouCouldHaveMine
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Feb 2026
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Shane steps closer, standing between Ilya’s legs. “I guess that explains it, hm? You don’t have to be confident or good when you’re packing that, do you? You just let people use your big,” Shane accentuates the word by leaning down and touching Ilya’s cock for the first time, only it’s not a caress or a stroke, it’s a rude poke that makes Ilya’s cock jerk in the air, “cock, however they want to? Is that it? Just a thick, fat cock for people to ride when you get too fucking stupid to do anything else?”
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Uni AU, loser, stoner frat bro Ilya, pining after popular, jock Shane
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- Part 1 of Stoner Ilya
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26 Feb 2026
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of ejo + hr
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- 22,370
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15 Dec 2025
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Under Vitrine Glass by galkyrie
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
01 Dec 2021
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Tim Drake is undercover investigating a potential serial killer who's using Gotham as their hunting ground when Jason returns from an off-planet mission with the Outlaws. The only problem? The investigation has put him thoroughly into The Red Hood's territory and blowing his cover or bringing him in this investigation is not worth the risk.
The last thing Tim expects after their first run-in with eachother is Jason's interest in the person he's pretending to be.
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- Part 1 of Hold my Heart in a Vitrine
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- 16/16
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02 Nov 2025
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“Careful what you wish for, pretender.”
Tim only grins like Jason said something funny, a private joke he isn’t keen on sharing. His perfect, white teeth have been stained red.
“Really, try it,” he invites lightly. “I don’t think you’ll like how I taste.”
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Or: Jason is a vampire. Tim won't leave him alone. Consequences ensue.Bookmarked by insertsomethingwitty
12 Sep 2025
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“Do it,” Armand says. “Taser me, Daniel.”
“You’re crazy.”
“Do. It,” Armand repeats. He almost snarls the order.
He’s so annoying. Annoying enough to make Daniel want to – he flips the safety switch and pulls the trigger.
In which young Daniel buys a taser, because a spray bottle doesn’t work when a vampire gets the zoomies. Things quickly devolve into unhinged horny behavior.
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- Part 2 of Hubris: Crack Treated Seriously
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07 Sep 2025
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say cheese by DairyFarmer
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
26 Apr 2020
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“Why are there reporters-”
Dick stopped. His eyes locked on the TV.
“Oh, look at that Drake- you’re trending on social media.” Damian offered far too coolly to be any form of casual.XxX
In which Tim's nudes get leaked online and he is surprisingly casual about it- Language:
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09 Aug 2025
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Steph's just here to make Jason come and call him sweetheart.
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04 Aug 2025
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It's a bit ironic that the god of life should fall for the dead.
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12 Jul 2025
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Canon Divergence AU – Pre-S4. Marley no longer needs the Warriors. Forced to flee from the continent to avoid being executed, Reiner, Gabi and Falco arrive on the Island of Paradis where they run into Jean. Reiner offers him a deal: his life and the Armored Titan’s powers for the children’s safety.
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10 Jul 2025
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Trinity Santos turned to face him, and for a moment her expression was supremely awkward. Then she shoved that down, bottled it up, and looked him dead in the eye. “In my experience, I have managed to solve similar… situations through aggressive sex with no eye contact.”
Frank Langdon’s brain short circuited. He blinked. Blinked again. She was still there, not an apparition. Staring at him. Resigned. He choked out, “I’m sorry?”
She shrugged. “Just an idea.”
“Hate sex,” he clarified.
Again, she shrugged, turning now, eyes grazing anywhere but him.
He blew out a breath. What the fuck, he thought.
“Fine,” he said. Santos jerked to face him again. “But I’ll drive.”
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OR: Langdon and Santos put aside their differences, have rough and angry sex, and finally start building a friendship.
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- Part 1 of conflict resolution
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10 Jul 2025
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i speak in smoke signals (and you answer in code) by retinanebula
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
22 Apr 2025
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After he'd eaten dinner, Tim allowed himself to settle down on the couch and take out his phone to check his inbox.
R: Hey. Based on your profile, we might be looking for the same thing. I’d love to hear more about what you’re interested in, though.
(Against his better judgement, Tim Drake makes a Grindr profile and starts sexting with a stranger to distract himself from his life-ruining crush on the Red Hood.)
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- English
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- 28,070
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- 5/5
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- 193
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- 1,774
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27 Apr 2025
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Hajime is offered to learn the art of kissing from a true professional, one Oikawa Tooru. It's not as bad as he thought it would be.
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- 8,064
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- 1/1
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- 183
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22 Mar 2025