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The Lost Consort of Erebor by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
18 Sep 2024
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Dwarrow, being a particularly secretive race, are not conductive to the study of their history by outside historians, and so it comes to pass as a legend (a rumor. Gossip), that Thorin, son of Thráin, son of Thror—descendent of Durin himself, first king of Erebor after the fall of Smaug—had taken a Hobbit as a Consort.
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29 Jun 2026
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After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo is imprisoned for his betrayal of dwarves. Convinced his dwarves have not forgiven him, Bilbo escaped back to the Shire and accepts that his adventure came to an end. The company, unaware of his arrest, eventually must accept that their burglar must have perished in the battle. A recreated mournful journey back to the Shire forces everyone to confront the past.
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28 Jun 2026
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Count the Stars by whateveridk
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Jun 2026
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Ilya doesn’t know what he expected when Katya called him, but this certainly isn’t it.
A daughter.
His eighteen-year-old niece has a toddler.
It’s not just Mila’s existence, although that in and of itself is a surprise to say the least, but it is everything about the two of them.
Mila is silent, eyes wide and searching. She hasn’t uttered a single word.
Katya responds when spoken to, quietly, politely. Scared.
Or: Ilya Rozanov's niece turns eighteen, and with the money from her trust, she flees to Canada with her toddler in tow.
(Originally posted with a different summary.)
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22 Jun 2026
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a strong enough foundation by dreamtiwasanarchitect
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jun 2026
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Tommy stares down into his coffee cup. He doesn’t have a problem with two guys kissing—obviously, he wouldn’t have agreed to this billet arrangement if he did—and he’s not surprised to see Shane and Ilya doing it—like everyone else with even a passing interest in hockey, he saw the FanMail—but, well, he’s maybe a little surprised to see that what they were doing in the FanMail was, apparently, just a casual kiss for them. Judging by this, anyway.
When Shane and Ilya agree to become billet parents, they resolve to keep their (admittedly intense) sex life carefully confined to the bedroom, and out of earshot.
They do an okay job of that. All the other parts of taking in a rookie? They do even better.
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14 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov Breaks the Internet by a_stray_thief (ashtraythief), aythia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Jun 2026
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centaurs ✅
[picture] The middle of the Ottawa-Buffalo game. In front of a net, Ilya Rozanov is on one knee on the ice, flanked by two Buffalo players, stick outstretched toward Shane Hollander who has the puck on his stick.
CENS WIN
OTT 5 FINAL 1 BUF
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The post-game press line, Ilya Rozanov sweaty and shirtless, a mic held in front of his face.
ESPN reporter: Ilya, what an amazing assist in the second period power play. You were literally swiveling on one knee avoiding two defensemen, and sliding the puck to Hollander to score.
Rozanov (grinning): Well, sometimes you have to go down on one knee for your man, you know.
[Caption] Married life #Cens style: scoring goals with your husband!
Or: During Shane's first season in Ottawa, Ilya keeps breaking the internet with his interviews and shenanigans. The internet, predictably, keeps losing its shit.
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- Part 2 of Breaking The Internet
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12 Jun 2026