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Come up and see me (make me smile) by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 May 2026
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Aziraphale isn't what Crowley expected.
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Butcher's lament by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Jan 2022
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After listening to Lambert and Eskel perform "Burn, butcher, burn", Geralt needs to know if Jaskier still hates him - the fact he's absolutely plastered on Witcher homebrew definitely doesn't factor into this decision at all.
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Jaskier has the patience of a saint.
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Honey Trapped by ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Dec 2020
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Crowley thinks he's a bee.
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Hell's mercy by ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Feb 2020
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Crowley has a difficult few days. Aziraphale makes a deal with the devil.
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So excuse me forgetting by ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Aug 2019
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Crowley finds Aziraphale in the book shop, drugged out of his mind.
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FANDOM AU! • Crowley is a BNF fic writer, and Aziraphale is a lurking artist who might be just a little parasocially in love with him. How they ever became friends is beyond him, but here they are: One month out from Prophet Con, and Crowley is asking him to be his boyfriend. Just for the weekend, of course.
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27 May 2026
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Mon Horrible Chéri by ghostrat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Nov 2023
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Apparently, Crowley could ruin his good mood. Crowley was just about the only thing that could ruin it.
“Right. So. You and I, is it?” Aziraphale confirmed, just to be clear.
“That’s right.”
“And how long is this trip, exactly?”
“One full week,” Crowley enunciated too clearly, stretching his lips around the words and sharply clacking his k. “Seven whole days.”
“Great,” Aziraphale breathed.
They both smiled, all teeth and no joy.(Human AU / Enemies to Lovers) • English Teacher Aziraphale gets roped into the sixth form Paris field trip, not realising his worst enemy Science Teacher Crowley is the accompanying chaperone. Are seven days of forced proximity really enough to undo a truly vitriolic relationship? Or, let's be real: How quickly does it take them to fall head over heels for each other?
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Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
26 May 2026
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Surprisingly, Flambae doesn’t mind the newest dispatcher for Z-Team. Robert is a snarky asshole normie, but he’s smart as shit, actually seems invested in the job, and is all too willing to flirt back whenever Flambae can’t keep his mouth shut.
Meanwhile Flambae’s arch nemesis, the infamous villain Mecha-Man with his wet freak sidekick, continues to make his life a living hell.
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Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
09 May 2026
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Robert was shocked that anyone actually bid on him durning an SDN hosted bachelor auction. He had only agreed to it because the money was for charity. Yet someone did decide he was worth the money and now he had a blind date. What could possibly go wrong?
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Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
20 Apr 2026
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He hasn't properly slept, bathed, or eaten a cooked meal since that night with Renfri.
He thinks he still has her blood under his fingernails.
Not that there's any way to tell, given the mingled human and animal blood caking his hands and patches of his skin and clothing. Eating fresh, uncooked meat is a messy affair, and for once he's almost glad of it.
Something crashes through the foliage nearby and curses. This wouldn't be cause for concern under other circumstances, but the situation being what it is, Geralt has his sword in his hand in seconds. There's also the fact that he heard nothing of this person approaching until now, when they're almost on top of him. He should have heard them well before now.
Geralt barely has a moment to react before his campsite is invaded by a bedraggled man in a long red coat and a lace trimmed chemise that's seen better days.
His already non-too-happy expression sours still further upon seeing Geralt. "Oh. It's you."
Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
01 Apr 2026