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Alarm bells rang in his head, his heartbeat getting faster. Alfred looked towards the front door; he hadn't heard anything, and it wasn't open. He turned off the game and the TV. "Where did you come from?" he asked the “stranger”.
The tall man laughed. “From the chimney,” he said, Alfred was about to say that it would be impossible for a man as large as him to fit through the chimney but the stranger's fist landed on his face.
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After a long time, Alfred calls Ivan to invite him over to try the new, popular drug "crack." The next day, Ivan flies to Miami only for the drugs, of course.
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It's the late 90's, and it's been a long time since Ivan's had Alfred all to himself.
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22 Jun 2026
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America misses a meeting he was supposed to be hosting. Russia investigates.
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- Part 1 of rusame omegaverse
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20 Jun 2026
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“You’re going to do this with a guy?” Matthew hisses. “Are you even attracted to men?”
“Well, how bad could it be?” Alfred whispers. “He’s kind of pretty for a dude. I bet his wife is even prettier.”
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02 Jun 2026
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Ivan turned his head slowly to look at him. “You have a what?”
“A plan.” Alfred nodded too quickly, his voice cracking a little. “There’s a Tires Plus like, two blocks from here. I saw it on Google Maps earlier. If we can get there, and I mean if, we can grab a tire. Steal it if we have to.”
Ivan blinked at him. The world felt tilted.
“You want to what.”
“You’ll distract the lizards, I’ll fix the tire. Simple.”
Ivan stared at him like he was speaking in tongues. His mouth opened, no sound came out. Then, finally: “That’s not a plan. That’s a death wish.”
“They’re kind of the same thing right now,” Alfred said, eyes still darting toward the edge of the lot. “But unless you have a better idea—?”
Or: Lizard creatures have seized control of some of the world’s most powerful billionaires, and their plans for domination are already in motion. It's up to college student Alfred Kirkland, and biologist Ivan Braginsky, to rely on one another to stop their plans and make sure the country doesn't end up in total monster apocalypse
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22 May 2026
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Solipsism
noun | so·lip·sism:the view or theory that the self is all that can be known to exist.
also: the quality of being self-centered or selfish.
Life is monotonous. It follows a pattern with little variation, each person a cog in a machine doomed to live, work, and then die. Alfred doesn’t want that — he yearns for the exciting life of a main character...because he is, and he knows it!
Ivan Braginsky faces a different issue. With his father’s recent death, salvaging the family business has brought about its own series of complications and put his family into a precarious position. To make matters worse, his little sister is insistent he gets with her attractive and unabashed best friend, who brings all sorts of trouble of his own to his already full plate.
The entire arrangement is a disaster waiting to happen. It'd be nice if it wasn't only one of them taking this seriously.
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