illusory_bean
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Nick is one of a limited amount of humans who were able to escape Earth before its destruction. While journeying through the stars to places unknown, in search of a new home, their ship gets intercepted by a Vraxi fleet.
He and the survivors of the attack are taken to a facility that specializes in studying the reproduction of newly acquired creatures with the hopes of someday domesticating them.
✨[Original Creator Endorsed!]✨
“Now That’s What I Call Canon!” - PickUpMyHeartAndRun (is what they probably would have said, if we had asked for further comment.)
Now with 100% more Totally Canon Freaky Alien Sex. -
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Dave comes home after working overtime all week, exhausted, and ready to fall asleep. He forgets to lock his door behind him, and leaves himself open to a visit from an intruder. What was supposed to be a restful weekend is instead turned hellish and spent imprisoned in his own home.
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- English
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What if Butters found out about the method Cartman's mom was using to make him behave in the "TSST!" episode, and then continued to use it against him to get everything he wanted out of him?
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Knowing that his friend is unlikely to be forthcoming about any visions he has while on his own, Dave visits John intending to take advantage of his abilities. The last thing he expected when he got there was to be attacked and interrogated by John about a mysterious artifact they'd recently acquired.
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This Isn't How The World Ended, This Is How It Began by illusory_bean
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01 Jun 2026
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This is a collection of stories all fitting into one universe created by a_Ghastly_Star and I. They revolve around two best friends, John and Dave, who go on adventures hunting down supernatural creatures and artifacts and getting into shenanigans along the way.
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