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"If this is madness, then I was never sane."You’re the Uchiha’s best-kept secret.
Now that the truth is out, everyone thinks they know what to do with you.
The clan says control. The village says results.
And someone in the dark just says, “Mine.”
The men assigned to guard you?
They’re really bad at their job.────•⋅⊰༻♥༺⊱⋅•────
This is a story for slow-burn addicts who want to watch emotionally constipated men get wrecked.
It has lots of philosophical and psychological analysis (I like to pretend to be one of those tortured artist types).
Somewhat of a reverse harem where the men have sharingans and are trying to outdo each other for your heart. Character-driven, but dick-motivated. Can’t help myself, simping is my ninja way.
And yes, we’re gonna fuck a lot of people. But because we’re hopeless romantics, every fuck will make sense. It’ll be emotionally earned and character consistent. None of that “Itachi lets me sit on his face on the third date” shit.
Anyway, hopefully you’ll fall in love with some dangerous men who would do anything for you. <3
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- Part 1 of The Version That Saved You
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- English
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- 293,634
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- 103/?
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14 Dec 2025
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"At first, he thought you sent him those videos (by mistake) as a prank. And he got annoyed. But as started to text you, he realised how sweet you are, how kind and lovely. And he fell, hard." This was the prompt, tho I didn't follow it completely
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01 Jan 2025
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You weren’t expecting some company on your last day planned alive.
...Especially not the likes of someone who embodies the familiar amalgamation of tragedy and calamity that you know so well.
After running into unexpected trouble during a mission, 21-year-old ANBU Hatake Kakashi gets thrown wildly off course and into another dimension, unconscious and directly in front of a stranger's front door. Expecting an enemy, he instead wakes face-to-face with something far more dangerous—to you, a strange, lonely woman whose kindness threatens to unravel everything he's built to survive.
Chapters 6-16 are currently under editing!
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- Part 1 of Bewitched and Befallen, Home To You
- Part 1 of Propinquate
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 258,066
- Chapters:
- 29/40
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- 10
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10 Nov 2024
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As Madara and Tobirama struggle through Konoha's beginnings, a new village resident proves to be increasingly difficult to ignore, tangling them all into a web of doubt, betrayal, solidarity, and desire. Essentially, a complicated and tumultuous love triangle.
Madara x *female insert* x Tobirama
Not a reader insert story, and not really an OC story. Further explanation in my author's notes- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 84,036
- Chapters:
- 15/15
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- 1
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30 May 2024
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gym trainer by day, underground fighter by night—Hajime Iwaizumi gives you a front row access to Tokyo’s biggest underground fight club after setting his eyes on you as his shiny new toy. little does he know, you’re there to infiltrate the illegal underground fighting scene with another purpose in mind.
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16 May 2022