hydeandall
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There are no stones at my disposal (there's no god to award me a crown) by hydeandall for Nonymos
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Apr 2025
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After the fall, the only way is forward.
Or: Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky turned Liu Qingge and Mobei-jun turned Tianlang-jun's unwilling general must live with the aftermath.
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A point somewhere in the vast space (between grief and hope) by hydeandall
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Apr 2025
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Moments in the life of multiple characters across universes and timelines.
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Shizuo and Izaya stick together because, surprisingly, self-pity is more fun in pairs of two.
Hate too.
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- Part 3 of When Swindlers Start Laughing
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It must be that old evil spirit (walking side by side) by hydeandall
Fandoms: Mr. Wolf - The Milk Man
27 May 2023
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Mr. Wolf hates waiting.
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- English
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- 600
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
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Well met, well met (I have forsaken crowns of gold) by hydeandall
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Jun 2022
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A witcher meets a human who is... not good at being human. At all.
What could go wrong?
Or: semi-feral being tries and fails to get a witcher to like him. (Or did he?)
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[A blue bird carrying happiness, just a piece of garbage when its wings come off.]
[Fools deceived by deceived fools; as for the same fools, let’s have a laugh.]
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Trinkets of gold and lightning (also known as my The Witcher™ dumpsterfire) by hydeandall
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Apr 2025
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All I ever write about The Witcher will go here.
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- Bookmarks:
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weight at the collar by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Mar 2026
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“You know what?” Shang Qinghua said suddenly, throwing up his hands. “Fine. Be that way.”
The stoat did not turn around.
“Stay on the chair, ignore me, judge me silently from your lofty perch—I don’t care anymore. I really don’t have time to deal with this right now.” he continued, the words coming faster now that they had started. “My king is missing, everything sucks, the entire fortress is one bad day away from deciding I’m more useful as fertilizer than administrator, and I’m already teetering right on the brink of losing what little composure I have left. So congratulations, demon stoat, you’ve officially been promoted to ‘problem I’m too tired to solve.’ Enjoy the chair.”
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Shang Qinghua gains a therapy animal while trying to figure out where his king has gone.
Bookmarked by hydeandall
30 Jun 2026
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world loves its Creator by English is my death (Lena013)
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jun 2026
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I decided it's time to create a series where the world loves Shang Qinghua in one way or another because he's their God
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- 19
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- 381
Bookmarked by hydeandall
27 Jun 2026
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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- English
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- 4,878
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 5
- Comments:
- 907
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- 17,441
- Bookmarks:
- 9,170
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Bookmarked by hydeandall
24 Jun 2026
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In want of a flower by Airuna
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2025
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Shang Qinghua gets his drink spiked with a flower that makes him tell people exactly what he thinks of them. Which would be bad enough already but it happens in the middle of a meeting with several of his martial siblings.
Yeah, he is not going to survive this.
The only silver lining is that, at least, Mobei-jun is not here to hear what he has to say.
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My take on the Shang Qinghua drinks truth serum and goes off on his martial siblings and Mobei-jun trope because I love it and our underappreciated king deserves it. (Also someone needs to tell the truth to Shen Qingqiu and we all know it's not going to be Yue Qingyuan)
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- Part 1 of SQH appreciation fics
- Part 1 of Discord Flower Debacle
Bookmarked by hydeandall
15 Jun 2026
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For Want of a Nail by Violent_entertainment
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Mar 2023
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The plan had seemed simple. It was a “for want of a nail,” situation, wasn’t it?
If Yue Qingyuan hadn’t been locked in the Ling Xi caves, he would have made it to the Qiu estate in time to rescue Xiao Jiu. If Shen Qingqiu was not a bitter person with ruined cultivation, he would not be so jealous of young Luo Binghe. And if Shen Qingqiu did not torment Luo Binghe when he was a disciple, and if Yue Qingyuan did not simply let it happen out of guilt, Luo Binghe would not have a reason to destroy Cang Qiong Mountain Sect.
So all Shang Qinghua had to do to save this ill-fated world (and most importantly, his own skin) was stop a young and desperate Yue Qingyuan from trying to force a connection with his future spiritual sword too soon.
Easier said than done.
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- Language:
- English
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- 4,805
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Bookmarked by hydeandall
14 Jun 2026