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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    It went like this. At first there'd been the pictures, weirdly hot shots of a hand down basic cotton underwear, a soft belly and cream white thighs. Simon hadn't known her then but the lyrics that came with the pics had convinced him she was a genius, a weird wild girl with a thing for polaroids. He'd liked that too, the polaroids. It meant his were the only copies of the pictures she sent, that no other asshole had access to her in quite the same way, and he'd enjoyed that.

     

    From the polaroids to an actual life together, Simon attempts to learn how to say the things he feels. He doesn't like the process much, but he actually likes Patty a lot, so that helps.

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    19 Dec 2025

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    'If anyone were to ask Tim - including Lucy herself - what it’s like to have Lucy stay with him, he’d respond that it's aggravating. And, on paper, it should be. She talks too much and leaves the empty milk cartons right next to the trash can and sings in the shower and she’s tried to cleanse his home with herbs twice. It’s been four days, and he’s already finding himself growling her name under his breath in exasperation more now than he ever did when she was his rookie. '

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    Lucy needs a place to stay. Tim's got a spare room. Things do not go to plan.

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    21 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 92

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    Jaskier never expected to have his heart crushed on a mountainside, to be tortured at the hands of a mad mage, or to be invited to the home of the wolf Witchers, let alone to fall in love with yet another Witcher. But if there's one thing he's learned, it's that expectations are the currency of fools.

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    24 Jan 2025

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    Frank: Boy, it sure is weird to run into my lawyer in this gay bar I'm only at for recon because that pain in the ass, Daredevil, ruined my last lead. Come to think of it, Daredevil and Murdock show up together a lot. I better lie about who I am and ask this blind guy out so I can find his connection to Daredevil.

    Matt: Boy, it sure is weird to run into the Punisher in this gay bar I'm only at to investigate this new coke trade, and it's even weirder that he asked me out. I better say yes so I can figure out what he's planning.

    There is no way this could possibly go wrong.

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    20 Jun 2024

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    Soulmates were for children. They were nothing more than fairy-tales that filled movie screens and the pages of books; and Hell's Kitchen, with its blood, violence and screaming, was too far from Hollywood for the fantasy to be real. Matt knew he'd never meet his other half. He knew they'd be better off without him. He knew this, wholeheartedly.

    Until, of course, he didn't.

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    09 Jun 2024