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  1. Rec 16

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    I died. Yeah, that’s right. I kicked the bucket.

    Now here I am. In this world. A world I was obsessed with. The one I used to pick apart for plot holes, scoff at for its “incompetent” characters, roll my eyes at for decisions that made no damn sense.

    I read fanfics. Loads of them. Devoured theories, lore, timelines. Thought I had it all sussed. I truly believed I knew this universe.
    Was I right? Well... in a few things. A very few things.

    What I never really understood—what most of the fandom never really does—is this:

    It’s one thing to watch the films or read the pages and think, Yeah, I’d be smarter than that. I’d do it better. It’s a whole different beast when you're actually in the world—living it. Breathing it. Seeing all the tiny cracks and chaos the books glossed over.

    Still...let’s see if I can change a few things for the better. Or at the very least... give it a bloody good try.

     

    Or the story of how an ordinary bloke, who happened to like the world of Harry Potter, ended up reincarnated as the protagonist... only to realise things aren’t nearly as simple as he thought. Changing canon? Sounded way easier in his head.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    A mysterious class, an unknown student professor, and a group of inquisitive teachers? Let the game begin……

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    09 Jul 2026

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    What if Hogwarts had decided that Harry was more than just someone teaching the DA, but that that he was actually a Professor?

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    09 Jul 2026

  4. Rec 24

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    Anthropometry (/ænθrəˈpɒmɪtrɪ/, from Ancient Greek ἄνθρωπος (ánthrōpos) 'human' and μέτρον (métron) 'measure') refers to the measurement of the human individual. An early tool of physical anthropology, it has been used for identification, for the purposes of understanding human physical variation, in paleoanthropology and in various attempts to correlate physical and psychological traits.

    𓃬𓆙𓃬𓆙𓃬𓆙𓃬𓆙𓃬𓆙𓃬𓆙𓃬

    The Royal Gallery of Interactive Anthropometry had lost its luster. When it first opened its doors to the public during the winter of 1027, the gallery was considered a bold first step towards the legalization of the unclothed human form in public spaces. In fact, if not for the Gallery, most agree that the desexualization of public intercorse would’ve never been realized. Such a world would be dire indeed!

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Harry James Potter spent his early life in a cupboard. With his eleventh birthday passing by, he spent three years at StoneWall Secondary school.
    On the day he turned fourteen he received a letter to attend the Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
    Discovering that he is part of a prestigious noble lineage that is alive, opposed to being an orphan like he once thought, Harry must navigate the trials and tribulations of wizarding school.

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    08 Jul 2026