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Lucien Vanserra and the Green-Eyed Monster by mustyoldclaptrap
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
25 Aug 2025
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When Graysen asks Elain on a date after 6 months of pining after him, she’s thrilled. But when they end up at the FunSpot arcade dive bar and Graysen is turning out to be less of a match than she thought, Elain luckily hits it off with the red-haired bartender who has no qualms about hitting on her in front of her date. Who will she end the night with?! (Spoiler: it’s Lucien)
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20 Jun 2026
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As If It Could Be Any Other Way by mustyoldclaptrap
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
08 Nov 2025
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In which Graysen didn’t end his engagement to Elain but on the day of their wedding, things don’t go to plan. Enter stage left: Lucien “im getting my mate back” Vanserra.
aka when one groom-left-at-the-altar-for-mate-by-archeron-sister scenario per book series just isn’t enough
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20 Jun 2026
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Rhinestoned by chaol_apologist for mustyoldclaptrap
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
28 May 2026
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Elain didn’t plan on smoking a joint with a gorgeous stranger after falling off a mechanical bull at Feyre’s “Rhinestone Cowgirl” bachelorette party. But she didn’t plan on letting him eat her out in the back of his Mustang, either.
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31 May 2026
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”How many identical days will have to pass before Rory Gilmore starts raising some hell?”
Groundhog Day au on Nag Hammadi is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels.- Language:
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14 May 2026
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She doesn't know what will be worse to her mom – potentially sleeping with your boyfriend at a party or running off with him to New York City in the middle of the night. [originally published 11/29/11]
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14 May 2026
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Alina might not appreciate the glitzy events she’s dragged to, but she can certainly appreciate the man who dragged her there in the first place.
(title from “so emotional,” by whitney houston)
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- Part 3 of candy girl
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06 Apr 2026
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she’s on her knees. not in front of jason but beside him, her head bowed and hands pressed together. according to the preacher she’s supposed to be thanking the lord for his earthly gifts and wishing away satanic deeds. she bites her lip at the irony. thank you, lord, for your satanic gifts.
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03 Apr 2026
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Never Too Late To Bloom by maeshowers for nevertoosweets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jan 2022
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Pansy Parkinson has a Pavlovian response to men in suspenders.
Scratch that.
Pansy Parkinson has a Pavlovian response to Neville Longbottom in suspenders.
or: the one where Pansy just wants to rip off Neville's clothes, but his delicious body isn't the only thing he's hiding underneath those suspenders.
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10 Mar 2026
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love looks pretty on you by cheddarplums for folklorisms
Fandoms: The Summer I Turned Pretty (TV 2022), The Summer I Turned Pretty Trilogy - Jenny Han
01 Oct 2025
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“Hey, Jere,” Conrad says easily, holding the phone up to his ear, and Belly's eyes go wide. “Yeah, not too bad, man. You?”
He wanders over to sit down on the couch beside her, one—ridiculously large, long-fingered, watch-adorned—hand squeezing her thigh in apology and a gentle smile on his face just for her. It sets her body on fire.
Fuck it, Belly thinks, and sinks to her knees.
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26 Feb 2026
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You Can Call Me Honey If You Want (Because I'm the One You Want) by Pumpkinspice_Lou
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
13 Feb 2026
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After a bad day, those dark thoughts of before return, but Cassian is there to quieten them and take care of Nesta.
Inspired by Honey by Taylor Swift
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25 Feb 2026
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Pansy and Neville answer a kink questionnaire. Things happen. And then more things. And then, you know... more things.
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25 Feb 2026
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Are You Calling Me An Animal? by cheddarplums
Fandoms: The Summer I Turned Pretty (TV 2022), The Summer I Turned Pretty Trilogy - Jenny Han
11 Aug 2025
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Belly's just spotted the “Entering Cousins Beach” sign when she gets hit with debilitating cramps.
“Shit,” she curses out loud aloud as she realizes what's happened. She’s going to go into heat.
Or: The last time Belly saw Conrad, she wasn’t dating his brother. The last time Belly saw Conrad, she wasn’t an omega.
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25 Feb 2026
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almost convinced me by kneeinjury
Fandoms: The Summer I Turned Pretty (TV 2022), The Summer I Turned Pretty Trilogy - Jenny Han
30 Nov 2025
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After four years in California, Conrad is a bit touch starved.
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24 Feb 2026
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“Swing shift is ruining my life. Conrad’s working one PM to one AM until November and I haven’t gotten laid in two weeks,” Belly moans.
“Jesus,” Taylor hisses, voice tinny.
Belly sets her head down on the counter. “I’m so horny I can’t see straight. I get why fifties housewives were always getting sent to mental institutions.”
“They should invent a way for you to have sex in your sleep.”
“Yeah,” Belly says, and lifts her head up just a bit, “yeah…”-
Conrad and Belly get creative with their schedules.
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24 Feb 2026
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The Fourth Kind by MalevolentReverie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
25 Sep 2019
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Kylo retires early and decides to adopt an exotic pet: a human female he names Rey. She resists him at every turn, refusing outfits and bottles and cuddling, and he slowly grows more attached than is socially acceptable.
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21 Feb 2026
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“You’re soliciting me, aren’t you?” Ben set his whiskey sour down. The girl scowled, as if she had hoped he would play along, speaking in innuendo. Her flush was so pretty he couldn’t help teasing. “Ah, you are. Why me?”
“You’ve had four whiskey sours and a sad look on your face all night.”Bookmarked by howlingcapatincommando
19 Feb 2026
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Draco finally caved and bought one of those muggle telephones everyone is going on about, though he doesn’t quite understand how it works yet.
A social media AU.
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04 Feb 2026
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It’s the height of summer - sticky, sweltering, scorching. Hermione is two sweat ruined vest tops away from making a blood oath to Circe to bring forth a rainstorm.
Draco comes up with a rather unorthodox method of cooling her down.
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04 Feb 2026
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As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for.
Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?"
If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.
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- Part 1 of Grandfather Clocks and Ginger Biscuits
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03 Feb 2026
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James and Lily hop on an airplane
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02 Feb 2026